A friend of mine (who is, I shit you not, an itinerant puppeteer by profession) came up with a fantastic idea: writing dirty limericks about the many, many ridiculous town names in Washington.
And dude doesn’t fuck around. The limericks are DIRTY. Also totally awesome.
So, given the caveat that this isn’t even remotely work-safe (unless your work is OK with you reading poetry about itchy crotches, and hey, some of them may be *waves to Ellora’s Cave staff*), check out the truthfully-named-if-somewhat-ungainly-sounding Dirty Limericks Based on Washington State Town Names.
(Somebody can perhaps start a blog writing dirty limericks about ridiculous Quebecois town names? Starting with St-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!? Think of the bilingual possibilities!)