Time for my favorite game – Caption That Cover. Below, a work of majestic cover art. Give it a caption – LOL or otherwise, and leave it in the comments. Best one judged by your votes and me gets a $20 gift certificate to Amazon or the bookstore of your choice. Comments close in 24 hours.
Enjoy!
“If I squeeze her hard enough, I can absorb her pectoral implants too!”
or
They had forgotten that lack of oxygen was one of the hazards of stilts-sex!
Hey I think I found my shirt! Look, in your cleavage!
Love means never having to say you’re sorry about forgetting to pack the swimsuits when you’re headed up to the lake for the weekend.
8 foot tall, curtain- wearing women and the men who love them: next on Maury.
Barbie hated it when Amanda and her family went to the Ozarks. Lake water made her synthetic hair clumpy, and she always ended up losing one plastic shoe. And if Amanda was going to pose her with Ken in this ridiculous pose, the least she could do was make him put on a shirt! Barbie’s best outfits were ruined, and Ken escapes with nothing but wet jeans?! What would she wear to Madge’s garden party now that her best dress was covered in algae? And yep…there went the shoe.
Oh, ye of little faith. Come, take comfort in my supernatural cleavage.
I can has yr titty?
Not that he needs it. Judging from the back muscles like WHOAH, it takes a lot of strength to hold those puppies up.
After the crash, he allowed himself to feel a moment of shame for having pushed past the others to grab the plane’s prime flotation devices. “Those silly weaklings could never have held on,” he thought as he gazed upon the objects of his salvation.
Joe and the Amazon.
“Honestly darling, I really can’t tell they’re plugs!!!It looks so Natural!But can you get it wet??”
I got so wet seeing you.
“I’m so wet, can you take me to the edge now?”
Buffy was playing Anywhere But Here with Willow and Xander. Willow waited with baited breath poised to swoon while Xander ignored both to think of Amy Yip at the waterslide park.
With a mischievous smile Buffy said, “I’m on a beach in Greece where the water’s way too blue and I’m wearing a peasant dress. Instead of vampire smoochies in the moonlight, it’s daylight and Angel is human. There’s not a soul in sight and we spend the day together.”
“Wow,” Willow sighed.
“I know, right?”
“I still say nothing beats Amy Yip at the waterslide park,” Xander cuts in, stopping the girls descent into lalaland.
Keira: I just watched that episode of Buffy! Awesomesauce!
Here are my offerings:
1. Hans and the Valkyrie
2. Loki and the Volva (there should be an umlaut over the “o”)
3. Rode hard and put away wet
4. Love among the loons
5. The herring season
6. Mating in Michigan
7. FLDS: Ur doin it wrong
8. Land run: Ur doin it wrong
9. (Her) Nom nom nom nom!
10. (Him) Fireman’s carry: iz doin it wrong!
11. Silence of the loons
12. Co-dependency: When to let go
13. Learning to swim
14. Love is knowing when to let go
I’m stopping now.
Wet cock, on a rock, in a frock.
moist bond, turgid pond, with the blond
on a roll now…