A Special Smart Bitch Message to the Guys On the Internet.
If you’re still hunting for the perfect Valentine’s Day gift, and you’re on a budget, worry no more.
All you need is a romance novel. No, really. Buy Her a Romance.
Giving your wife or girlfriend a romance, coupled with wine, warm socks, bubble bath or even a coupon for a few hours of time to read is The Perfect Gift. Women love any gift that contains the following commodities: fewer worries, more time, utter relaxation, and total happiness. Lucky for you and your budget, romances contain all of that and more. Buying her a romance novel sends a very simple message: I want you to relax and enjoy time to yourself. I want you to be happy. A romance novel as a gift says to her that it’s okay to enjoy yourself.
In football terms, that kind of powerhouse gift is an interception returned 90 yards for a touchdown. A grand slam. An open net in sudden death overtime. It is made of win.
So which one to choose? I can help. Based on your wife or girlfriends’ interests, I and the Bitchery can give you some title ideas, and you’re off to the bookstore. From women who are adventurous and love action films to chicks who dig fine dining and dirty jokes, there’s a romance novel for every interest. All your shopping can be accomplished in record time, and giving the gift of time, quiet, relaxation and a happy ending makes you a hero in every respect. Give her a romance. She’ll respect you in the morning.
Note to Bitchery Members: Hook me up with your suggestions of romances currently in stores that you’d give as gifts, and let me know the ideal gift recipient who would like that book. I’ll add it to the Buy Her a Romance store.