Bookish Gifts

Brandi sent me a heads up to these awesome frames, which hang on the wall and show off paperbacks without having to tear off the cover. They measure 5.5” wide by 8.25” tall, so we’re talking mass market paperbacks—but who wouldn’t want a wall of retro man-titty?

I mean, I would. I’m already picturing which books I’d hang on the wall: my wayback machine copy of Midsummer Magic, with that swan flying out of poor Hawk’s ass? Or is the 1.5” depth of the frame too shallow to contain the passionate ardor of my old skool mantitty collection?

Perpetual Kid has a ton of fun book-lover gifts, too: the flaming bookmarkis hilarious, as is the ever-so-punful Romeo and Julienne cutting board shaped like a book.

But few can top the jaw-dropping WTF of Look and Feel Canadian Breath Spray.

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    militaryspouse says:

    I’m a Canuck and never knew we smelt different?

    But my boys live tartan flannel shirts

    spamword:  force63

    Hmm, the husbands in the AirForce and he and the boys don’t own anywhere close to 63 flannel shirts.

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    Suze says:

    Well, dang!

    You may have read about Canadians in books or watched documentaries about their country on TV. Discover the simple pleasures like trout fishing, snowshoeing, moose and maple syrup appreciation.

    No wonder I so very often feel like a fish out of water.  I’m not really Canadian.  (Maybe it’s because I was born in Quebec. But then, they appreciate maple syrup, and I really don’t. Hmm. Identity crisis alert.)

    Those are some awesome, AWESOME gift ideas.

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    JoanneL says:

    Holiday shopping starts here:
    For my friend the pain in the ass always a flippin’ size 2 …. a copy of HOW TO GET FAT.

    For another friend who is the bore-you-to-death health idiot: a copy of the MANUAL OF THINGS THAT MIGHT KILL YOU.

    And finally the POCKET LASER LIGHT SHOW just because WTF?

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    ev says:


    Due to a recent breakthrough at the prestigious Blue Q Poop Science Lab: your shit really don’t stink! Hazah! No need to crack that window anymore Aunt Gretchen.

    Sea Breeze Scent.

    I wonder if it will work in litter boxes??

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    Stelly says:

    The Canuck breath spray is definitely full of win!

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    I might have to get the Canuck breath spray to remind me of all that I left behind….

    too cool! north23 for the win!

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    Jill D. says:

    I actually like the idea of the book picture frame.  I think you could make a really cool collage using them.  Hmmm… I am going to have to think about this.  With the $24.00 price tag though, I currently couldn’t afford more than a few frames.

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    Brandi says:

    Jill: If you or someone you love has some woodworking skills, you might be able to get a sense of how the thing’s put together from the pictures (it looks like it’s open on the top and left side, f’rex) and try building one…

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    Meghan says:

    Haha, I got that for my Irish bf!  He in turn bought me the Look and feel Irish breath spray!  Ahhhh, true loff!  lol

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