This Saturday Night, here at the hot pink palace of Bitches, Jane and I will be discussing book-club style the February 2009 Harlequin Presents Mediterranean Boss, Convenient Mistress by Kathryn Ross.
Joining us will be Jawk and Jace, two allegedly gay friends of Jane’s (“allegedly” because I’m going by what they say, and since this is all over the internet, they could mean homosexual or just skippingly, shockingly gleefully happy). We’ll be reading the book this week and signing on to discuss it on Saturday 10 January at 9pm EST/8pm CST. You’re welcome to join us. This is a bit of a deviation from our standard reading-along live blogging, but with novellas not being our thang, we decided to try a live blog book club style discussion.
So tune on on Saturday night here at La Casa de Los Dos Bitches, and see what trouble a mediterranean boss can get into with his convenient mistress.
This is what happens when you stay up until 1 AM and get up before 7.
I thought that title read…
Mediterranean Bros., Convenient Mistress.
*G* Harlequin Presents goes erotic.
Every time you give a title for one of these…I think you are joking. Come on, Harlequin. Mediterranean? Someone’s using the theseurus function cause corporate claimed there were too many Italians and Greeks running around…
Wait… do they all have the same title structure? I smell lots of thesaurus-abuse coming up.
They certainly look like they do. lol I was on eHarlequin last night grabbing a bunch of books and a lot of the titles were so similar that I started skipping over them until a title was unique enough to grab my attention. Then I would weed out the silly sounding summaries from what sounded interesting. I ended up with 5 in my cart. 😀
It’s las dos bitches.
And I will offer a free copy of one of my books (through youse gals, natch) to the member of the Bitchería who can prove Harlequin has a random title generator. I love this like whoa.
I just read ‘Untamed Billionaire, Undressed Virgin’. My friend sent it to me as a joke. I think that alone should prove the random title generator.
Sweet Baby Jesus.
I have 2 pages of notes reading this.
I’m on chapter 3.
The Ruthless Magnate’s Virgin Mistress
Ruthless Billionaire, Inexperienced Mistress
Mediterranean Boss, Convenient Mistress
Confessions of a Millionaire’s Mistress
Mistress: Hired for the Billionaire’s Pleasure
The Greek’s Forced Bride
Cordero’s Forced Bride
Mistress Against Her Will
Bought for the Sicilian Billionaire’s Bed
Claimed by the Rogue Billionaire
The Italian’s Bought Bride
The Spanish Billionaire’s Pregnant Wife
Italian Prince, Wedlocked Wife
Antonides’ Forbidden Wife
The Billionaire Boss’s Innocent Bride
The Prince’s Waitress Wife
Count Maxime’s Virgin
The Sheikh’s Virgin Princess
The Virgin’s Price
Desert Prince, Defiant Virgin
The Sheikh’s Virgin Princess
Hotly Bedded, Conveniently Wedded
Bedded and Wedded for Revenge
The Boss’s Bedroom Agenda
Her Ruthless Italian Boss
The Italian’s Secretary Bride
Need I go on???
Gawd, these are some of the clunkiest titles ever! Did anyone else read Italian Prince, Wedlocked Wife as Italian Prince, Dreadlocked Wife? I was picturing some kind of time travel thing with the De Medicis and a Carribbean-American heroine, but I doubt the actual work is quite that offbeat.
Also, I’m embarrassed to say that when my Work In Progress was still a Work In Planning, I actually contemplated The Secretary’s Private Dick as one of many possible titles. Fortunately, reason intervened.
Cracks up, omg that would have been hilarious!
I’d buy that LOL
Bought for the Sicilian Billionaire’s Bed is one of my fave i love when she is just a misstress. nothing to expect then it become serious. it was hot.