Note to future botanist heroes: the corpse blossom is a wonderful option for metaphoric turgidness. But make sure to title the book after the actual scientific name, Amorphophallus titanum.
[Thanks to Phyl for the link.]
As I plan the Smart Bitch World Book Tour (in my dreams, using the unlimited funds that come from my having been declared queen of the universe), every city in this article is on my list. Particularly Wetwang. And Titty Ho. Holy shit, I hope they sell t-shirts.
[Thanks to CB for the link.]
I don’t know if I can correctly describe my expression upon reading this account of a new book that crosses Pride and Prejudice with zombie mayhem, but it’s somewhere between horror, befuddlement, and laughter at the total absurdity.
If one could explain zombies to Jane Austen, what would she say? And more importantly, how much more awesome would every classic tale be with the addition of zombies?
[Thanks to Star Opal and many others for the link].