Happy Smart Bitch New Year!

I’m taking the day off away from Ye Olde Laptop of Wonderment, but here are some things to look forward to here at the Pink Palace of Man-Titty:

2009 brings: The Smart Bitch Book and hella piles of promotion and giveaways. Seriously, could there be a better publishing market than right this minute? I mean sheesh! This is going to be cake!

And by “cake” I mean, next up, Candy and I will be baking a 15’ tall cake and jumping out of the middle naked wearing clown wigs and She-Ra breastplates. We’ll let you know when it’s scheduled and whether we need more eggs and sugar.

2009 will also bring: The Return of the Turtle! DocTurtle, specifically, who is so enchanted by the Power of the Bitchery and the allure of the romance that he’s asked to keep reading and reviewing as he learns the ins and outs of the genre. Next up: a book mentioned often as a title best suited for Sir Turtle. I’ll also be interviewing him so you can become better acquainted with his mathematical awesomeness.

And as always we’ll have snark and sparking wit, reviews and recommendations, videos and advice (or assvice, depending on whether you agree with me), and general merriment.

We at Smart Bitch HQ wish you and yours a very happy New Year. To romance!


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  1. 1
    Glynis says:

    Thank y’all for providing oodles and oodles of snarky wonderment this past year. Am quite looking forward to spending 2009 basking in the wonderfulness of the Combined Bitchery.

    Science bless us, everyone!

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    rebyj says:

    It’s going to be a great year for us readers. Your book comes out !Beyond Heaving Bosoms YAY!!!!  Hopefully Echo in the Bones will be released,  the newest in the Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon , a new Black Dagger Brotherhood bhook to pick aphart and oh my goodness many many other books I’m looking forward to.

    I found you a sexy she-ra outfit. http://www.yandy.com/Super-Hero-83424.php … she has breasts but I see no plate? haha

    To romance!

    Need More MANTITTY!

  3. 3
    theo says:

    Happy New Year to all of you!!! Looking forward to more Bitcheryness in the coming months :-D

  4. 4

    Man….tell me Doc is gonna read JD Robb.  Pleasepleaseplease…

    Happy New Year, folks! I’m gonna go ring it in with the DH.

  5. 5

    Dudes, just to let you know, if you’re wearing She-ra breast plates, you aren’t technically naked.

    Happy New Year!!!

  6. 6
    Bdour B says:


    *is too happy to remember Engleesh would should technikally be her zecond language anyway*

  7. 7
    ev says:

    Happy New Year everyone!! I am so looking forward to what the Bitches have to bring for the next 12 months!

    time to finish packing and head to the airport!

  8. 8
    Nicole says:

    Can’t wait for the book to come out.  Going to have to fight with the DH as to who reads it first.

    Happy New Year!

  9. 9
    Lori says:

    I you hire the “right” baker to make the giant cake you could end up w/a Cake Wreck, which would be huge publicity. 

    Seriously, I’m looking forward to excellent Bitchery in 2009

  10. 10
    Barb Ferrer says:

    Happy New Year, Bitches!  Can’t imagine life without y’all!

  11. 11
    Lil' Deviant says:

    Happy New Year Bitches!!!!

  12. 12
    SonomaLass says:

    Happy New Year to all the Smart Bitches!  Finding the Bitchery has been one of the online highlights of 2008, and I am counting on the snark and the insight (and the snarky insight!) to help with the rough spots in 2009.

    Here’s to romance in recession!

  13. 13
    Elizabeth Wadsworth says:

    Happy New Year to all, and here’s to more DocTurtle, cover snark, and terrific reviews!  And here’s Neil Gaiman on the New Year—I found this on his web site and loved it so much I had to share:

    “….I hope you will have a wonderful year, that you’ll dream dangerously and outrageously, that you’ll make something that didn’t exist before you made it, that you will be loved and that you will be liked, and that you will have people to love and to like in return. And, most importantly (because I think there should be more kindness and more wisdom in the world right now), that you will, when you need to be,  be wise, and that you will always be kind.”

  14. 14
    Anastasia says:

    I pre-ordered the Bitch Book and I’m super excited for it to arrive! Yay!

    Here’s to an awesome 2009!

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    Babs says:

    The Bitch Book is pre-ordered (Amazon g.c. for Xmas – yeah!) and more Doc Turtle…what an awesome way to start the New Year.

    And please tell me he’s going to be reading “Agnes and the Hitman” because I would love to hear his take on wild romp that is the flamingo-themed wedding…!

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    Jessica says:

    Happy New Year to Sarah, Candy and all smart bitches!
    May 2009 be filled with much romance, snark and laughter.

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    Santa says:

    Clearly, I need to hop out of lurkdom more often in 2009.  Can’t wait to get my paws on your book.  The videos are awesome, btw.  I’m partial to one but that’s only because I know the video peeps.

    Happy New Year Bitches! Here’s to a killer 2009 with more great books from the great ones and an amazing array of newbies, as well.

    Like I always say – smbslt

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