I’m taking the day off away from Ye Olde Laptop of Wonderment, but here are some things to look forward to here at the Pink Palace of Man-Titty:
2009 brings: The Smart Bitch Book and hella piles of promotion and giveaways. Seriously, could there be a better publishing market than right this minute? I mean sheesh! This is going to be cake!
And by “cake” I mean, next up, Candy and I will be baking a 15’ tall cake and jumping out of the middle naked wearing clown wigs and She-Ra breastplates. We’ll let you know when it’s scheduled and whether we need more eggs and sugar.
2009 will also bring: The Return of the Turtle! DocTurtle, specifically, who is so enchanted by the Power of the Bitchery and the allure of the romance that he’s asked to keep reading and reviewing as he learns the ins and outs of the genre. Next up: a book mentioned often as a title best suited for Sir Turtle. I’ll also be interviewing him so you can become better acquainted with his mathematical awesomeness.
We at Smart Bitch HQ wish you and yours a very happy New Year. To romance!