Smart Bitches: The Swag

Want tshirts? Mugs? A magnet? An apron? Bag? Anything that says “Reading Ur Romance, Saving Ur Life?”

Have a look below, or head on over to the Zazzle Store for more items of awesomeness.

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Note: anything can be customized – don’t like the shirt that’s being shown? Nevermind the outrageously beautiful arms of the male model – you can customize and put the designs on any shirt you like. Long sleeved, short sleeved, tank top, whatever. Go nuts. Happy shopping.

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  1. Emmy says:

    LMAO @ the “you bitches have gone too far” t-shirt. Must has. And maybe a ‘kiss the bitch’ apron.

  2. Cat Marsters says:

    I do like the That’s “Smart Bitch” to you shirt.  Might have to be added to my collection of mildly offensive slogan t-shirts.

  3. theo says:

    Oh, wow!! Love them! Let’s see…I need the travel mug, and the “That’s “Smart Bitch” to you”, and the “Reading Ur Romance…” and the tote bag and the mousepad and the….yesh…I need it all!!

    Bwahahahahahahaha….

  4. Ann says:

    Did you get to choose your model?  Cause I’m loving the beefy man wearing your shirts!  I nearly snorted out my tea when I saw him in “You Bitches Have Gone Too Far”.

  5. SB Sarah says:

    No, I didn’t, but I kept picking him as the design model because, well, who wouldn’t want to look at arms like that? Up close? In high magnification? It was all for the sake of design alignment, I promise.

  6. Victoria Dahl says:

    These. Are. Awesome.  I really need an apron for the holidays, but… the in-laws are coming. And small children not regularly exposed to me and my smut. *sigh*

  7. Lovely, just lovely.  I’m off to buy a mug…and magnets…and aprons…

  8. SB Sarah says:

    Victoria: you want apron sans profanity? You can has apron sans profanity. Give me 2 min.

  9. Hilcia says:

    I love these!  I specially love the long sleeve tee—That’s Smart Bitch to You… and the Apron… I’m so glad you kept your great, great logo.

  10. Victoria Dahl says:

    Awwwww!!! Look at that! Sarah giving me what I need!!!

    I’m on it.

  11. Victoria Dahl says:

    Also, I love that the one without profanity is titled “The Ladies Apron.” That’s right, girls. Watch a REAL lady in action. I’m in ur kitchen, saving ur trashy life!

  12. Miri says:

    Oh yes! I ordered and am now going to check the tracking obsessively for the next 3 weeks!
    Everyone must bombard Sarah with photos of them wearing the merch! Reading a Romance, posing with a hunky cover model… or you know your husband.

  13. Deb Kinnard says:

    Uh-oh! I had made a Sacred Oath to shop with cash this holiday season. But Visa, look out, you’re in for a drubbing!

  14. Lovecow2000 says:

    Bad, bad, bad bitches… Now I have to choose between reading and spending 70+ bucks on SBTB swag. 

    Love the bumper sticker BTW. May have to get that to put on Trixie my silver Matrix.  She’s a Smart Bitch if I ever saw one. : )

  15. lol @ Victoria…. in ur kitchen, saving ur trahsy life!

    yeah, I need me some swag too. Damn the choices…

  16. MeggieMacGroovie says:

    OMG! SQUEEEEEE!!! I’m getting some for me and my sister. As xmas presents. Yes. Totally. That.

  17. Michele says:

    You bitches are so lucky that I get paid tomorrow and have extra money.

  18. Joanne says:

    I’m still waiting for Victoria Dahl to show up in my kitchen and save my trashy life…. please, someone else to cook & clean (bring the model guy with you)….

    I’m sending the link to everyone who keeps flippin’ asking me what I want for the Holidays… besides romance books…. now I want stuff that says I want romance books & that I’m a bitch about it, lol!

  19. Thalia says:

    OMG, the ability to edit designs!  For once I can find a shirt where the design is not written across my chest.  Thank you!  Designs have been moved to the back.  I’m a happy camper. 

    Appropriate secret code:  move72.

  20. ev says:

    OMG! I am gone just one day and look at all the goodies and columns to read.

    Now I will never get to bed.

    Must shop!!

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