Slogans and Ideas Wanted

Greetings Bitchery members. I am attacking the final touches on a t-shirt/mug/what the hell ever else operation for the Smart Bitches, and want your slogans. Ideas for shirts? Designs? Absolute must-haves?

Bring. Them. On.  Leave ‘em in the comments. Or, better yet, if you have a design idea, please, email me a jpg. If we use it, I’ll hook you up with an item of swag.

So ideas, you has them. Kthxbye.

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  1. 1
    eve says:

    How about a shirt that says…

    Have you saved someone’s life today?

    Only SBTB readers would know….. :)

  2. 2
    katiebabs says:

    Thought about doing an LOL SBTB mug or shirt?

  3. 3
    mearias says:

    How about a dog with glasses (ie one of the lovely ladies in the header) reading the SB book?

  4. 4
    Joanne says:

    For me nothing says the Smart Bitches like your ladies with glasses logo…. that on a mug would be my ideal ‘get the fuck up and move’ morning wakeup call.

  5. 5
    amy lane says:

    Maybe a REALLY BAD cover, with the caption, “Let the bitchery begin!” or a woman modeling a hideous outfit with the caption, “C’mon, bitches—bring it on!” 

    (That about taps me out… I’m always a complete loss for advertising stuff!)

    spamword—early69 Uhm, please?

  6. 6

    Ladies in glasses holding a romance book. “I’ve made the world a happier place…WTF have you done today?”

    “Don’t understand it? That’s because it takes a SmartBitch to get romance.” With lady logo, of course.

    “In Ur Internet…Savin’ Ur Life.” With dougnuts as image…or not.

    “LOVE is the answer. Who gives a fuck what the question was.” with lady logo.

    “You only live once. Read all the Romance you can.” with lady logo.

    “Won’t read romance? What’s wrong, no pictures?” with lady logo.


    “That’s SmartBitch to you.” with lady logo.

  7. 7
    Rebecca says:

    Hi there.

    Do you have an end date for receipt of these? I’m at work and have no time to spend on this now, but would love to share an idea or two.

  8. 8
    SB Sarah says:

    Hi Rebecca: Nope. Bring on your ideas anytime. No deadline.

  9. 9
    SB Sarah says:

    And these are some holy shit awesome ideas. thank you!

  10. 10

    I agree about the LOL mug and maybe one that says Meh!

    It’s a new inclusion in the english dictionary

    or respect is not a four letter word!
    or sex is not a four letter word!

  11. 11
    CT says:

    Reading SmartBitches, saving your life!

  12. 12
    Ocy says:

    “It’s Business Time.”

    “Burma Sauce Not Included.”

  13. 13
    schwartzie says:

    It may not be as creative as all of the above, but I really like your “Everything I need to know I learned from romance novels” quote and pic.  Like I said, I know it’s not creative, but I’m really bad at coming up with things like this!

  14. 14
    karmelrio says:

    How about showing one of the Smart Bitches on your logo reading the new Smart Bitches book? 

    “All of the romance.  None of the bullshit.” 

    and of course a tasteful shout-out to

  15. 15
    Idea Time! says:

    Front: LOLarious bodice-ripping mantitty picture

    Back: “Don’t judge a book by its cover”

  16. 16
    azteclady says:

    Ciaralira’s ferret from one of the January threads on plagiarism!!! Gotta go hunt for it, but man, it was so great.

    spamcatcher: looking81—hell, not yet, dammit!

  17. 17
    Laura says:

    “Smart Bitches, Trashy Books: Because one man’s trash is another woman’s treasure.”

    “Smart Bitches, Trashy Books: Not your grandmother’s [or mother’s] romance novels.”

    A man titty-rific cover with “It’s a whole new world of T&A;.”

  18. 18

    These are lame but here goes…

    “Yes, I read romance! So?!”

    “Reading romance keeps me from attacking annoying people with an axe.” (Yeah, needs refining!)
    (Cafepress has that awesome sticker (but only a sticker, and copyrighted I’m sure) saying “I read romance novels so that I do not kill people”. I love it but what am I gonna do with a sticker?)
    Hmmm. “Reading romance quiets my homicidal tendencies” ? Silences?

    “(List of) Qualities necessary for a romance novel cover hero:
    – mullet
    – bare chest
    – . . . ”  (help out, will ya bitchery?!) (And just saying that this was not my original idea. It came up -in cover snark, I think- a few weeks/months ago, don’t know when, where or who first suggested it.)

    “Reading romance keeps me sane”

    “You don’t understand why people/I read romance? I’m so sorry your life is so limited!”

  19. 19
    MaryKate says:

    There’s got to be something there about “what-what in the butt-butt” but I don’t have a creative bone in my body.

    And possibly something about flan…

  20. 20
    detante says:

    How about “I’m in UR T-shirt, savin UR life!”

  21. 21
    Suze says:

    Dominican Bitches + Mantitty = SmartBitches (in flaming pink with lots o’ hearts)

    OMFG I really like the in UR t-shirt!

  22. 22
    Gin says:

    Smart Bitches, Trashy Books : Saving your life, one ass at a time

  23. 23
    LMMaxwell says:

    “Man Titties help me make it through the day.”

    “Shitty economy got you down?  Fret not, ogle some man titties!”

    “Bodice Ripping, Breast Heaving, Member Throbbing, Ass Lovin’.  All in a good days work.”

    Naturally all would be be accompanied by the SBTB logo and web info.

  24. 24
    Amelia says:

    “More Mantitty!” (possibly with a Fabio-esque guy with a cowbell)

    “I (heart) mantitty”

    Also, I second Theresa’s “That’s SmartBitch to you.”
    …and Ocy’s “Burma Sauce not included.” (Classic!)

  25. 25
    theo says:

    What about a really bad man-titty pic on the cover with

    “Trashy Books? I has ‘em”

    and on the back, your women in glasses logo with SBTB.


    Define Trash
    Ask a Smart Bitch

    My only other idea is along the lines of Laura’s, but it was

    One Smart Bitch’s Trash,
    Another Smart Bitch’s Treasure…

  26. 26
    Staple says:

    SBTB: where bitchery, invisible buttsecks, and romance collide

    SBTB: 3 thumbs up!
    accompanied by the three-handed lady of course ;)

    Bah, that’s all my poor, tired brain can think of right now :(

  27. 27
    Kate d Lurker says:

    Well, as far as absolute must-haves…  I think I’d really love SBTB bookmarks.  Either that or some kind of printed sticky notes with “Luurve Scene,” and, “TSTL Moment,” and, “Big Misunderstanding,” and such on them.  They would be a lovely non-destructive way to remind me exactly which parts of my books were worth reading and which parts I should skip over and never. read. again.

  28. 28
    Saltypepper says:

    I have always been a big fan of the ladies in glasses logo, and the All of the romance none of the bullshit slogan.  Why dilute the brand, so to speak?  I also love “come for the dominican bitches, stay for the man titty,” but maybe for this you could change it to, “Come for the Smart Bitches, Stay for the Man Titty.”  Don’t forget a nice hot pink url somewhere on there.

    “I’m reading ur romance, saving ur life” is a coffee mug that needs to exist.

    Theresa Meyers’ “It takes a Smart Bitch to get romance” idea is fantastic.

  29. 29
    StacieH4 says:

    How about something like…
    SmartBitches: snarking book covers since 2003
    We may judge a book’s cover, but we don’t judge a book by it’s cover.

    I vote for the SBTB logo and current slogan but I also like Theresa Meyers’ suggestions too.

  30. 30
    Robin says:

    how about some variations on “Where Smart Bitches come to (fill in the blank)”

    Where Smart Bitches come to read
    Where Smart Bitches come to talk Romance
    Where Smart Bitches come to play
    (I’m trying to avoid the obvious naughty joke here, but I’m sure it’s occurred to you already, lol)

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