Not to be a Moron But…

On this t-shirt, is she going down on him in a theatre?

I mean, I *think* so but… maybe I’m reading too much perversity into the image.

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  1. 1
    Tibbles says:

    I think she’s supposed to have her head on his shoulder, but that really does just look WRONG!

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    Elizabeth Wadsworth says:

    Not unless he’s the man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could, well, you know.

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    Laura says:

    Looks to me like she’s just leaning her head against his shoulder. Doesn’t mean she’s not giving him a hand job, though.

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    Jennie says:

    Ditto Laura.

    I wouldn’t date a guy wearing that shirt—seems too much like the creepy guy who gets pizzed at you for not putting out on the first date because “I PAID for dinner, I should get SOMETHING for my investment.

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    Silver James says:

    Can her hair get any bigger? I vote for the hand job. And it does look just…wrong.

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    evabaruk says:

    My first thought was impending oral sex.  I hope that doesn’t give too much insight into my own movie going experience.  However ‘Happy Ending’ is more evocative of manual pleasure. 

    Apparently I need whole heaps of caffeine to wake up since I just typed ‘manual pleasure’. 

    Going to get soda and chant “her head is on his shoulder’

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    Tara says:

    Yeah, I vote for handjob. While it does look innocent, like her head is just on his shoulder, it’s a play on the Asian massage parlor “happy ending.” And seriously, are guys gonna wear a shirt that talks about any other kind of happy ending?

    does71: OMG! I haven’t though about that old joke for ages. This thing is pretty eerie…

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    Deana says:

    I vote for: she has her head on her shoulder.  But the guy in the ad has a rather odd expression.  Maybe he thought the same thing you did.

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    J.C. Wilder says:

    LOL – not unless his ahem…friend…is a foot long.

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    katiebabs says:

    I was going to say she is just leaning her head against her date’s should, but hey, maybe her hand is giving him his own happy ending.

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    hanne says:

    Hee. If that’s a blowjob, then he either has a very long schnabel, or a strangely short torso.

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    Anonymousie says:

    Maybe I am revealing too much about myself with this knowledge, but a “happy ending” is definitely the term for a sexual act.  So although her hair is in the wrong place, I think she’s SUPPOSED to be giving him a blow job and the fact that her hair is up there is just wish fulfillment for the guy wearing the tee shirt.

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    Tara says:

    Maybe I am revealing too much about myself with this knowledge, but

    See, that’s the beauty of cable. You never have to admit any actual knowledge of anything. “I saw it on The Movie Channel,” is a perfectly valid excuse for almost everything.  :o)

  14. 14

    If her head wasn’t visible, we wouldn’t get the Joke at all.

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    Polly says:

    Is it just me, or does the man on the shirt look vaguely like Abe Lincoln? Which just makes it ickier.

  16. 16

    Considering it’s from SnorgTees, one of the internet tshirt sites that’s all about snark, sarcasm, politcal incorrectness, and retro 80s funny, I’d say he’s definitely getting a happy ending and they’re leaving up to our imagination to decide if it’s by mouth or by hand.

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    amy lane says:

    I am so lame I would have thought she was just really short…until I read this blog.

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    sadieloree says:

    Can her hair get any bigger?

    Could be his boyfriend’s mullet… lol

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    Sassee says:

    The t-shirt DOES say “I Love Happy Endings.”  And well… that’s a happy ending, alright.  I’d say you nailed (hee) the picture.

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    CherylPangolin says:

    It reminds me of the shirt “I play with my baby’s food” worn by the husband of a breast-feeding mother.  So crass.

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    Tinkerbon says:

    Looks more like she’s snorgling his arm pit … ewww.

    I was more distracted by another tshirt being advertised there: “We have nothing to fear but FEAR ITSELF. And spiders.”


    — Bonz

  22. 22
    Vanil says:

    or snorgling his ass… LMAO

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    Lyvvie says:

    Her head is on his shoulder unless he’s got a two foot long cock.

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    Anj says:

    See, and I would have said she’s just moving in the southernly direction. Because we wouldn’t get the shirt if you couldn’t see her head, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t planning on doing what we think she’s doing…

    Because the way it’s worded definitely implies it.

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