Need nutrition and health advice? Want to sit on the lap of a rock-hard workout-devoted man dressed as Santa, who poses for pics and gives advice on gifts and exercise? Head to the mall in LA.
Of course. LA. If he was in New York, he’d be telling you to go fuck yourself.
On one hand, it always makes me twitchy when objectification of men is treated as somehow funny and silly, when it’s not, really, but on the other hand, I kinda like his advice. Get up: work out. Eat more protein and vegetables. And think healthy care for yourself.
[Thanks to Darlene Marshall for the link.]