Hunky Santa Gives Advice

Need nutrition and health advice? Want to sit on the lap of a rock-hard workout-devoted man dressed as Santa, who poses for pics and gives advice on gifts and exercise? Head to the mall in LA.

Of course. LA. If he was in New York, he’d be telling you to go fuck yourself.

On one hand, it always makes me twitchy when objectification of men is treated as somehow funny and silly, when it’s not, really, but on the other hand, I kinda like his advice. Get up: work out. Eat more protein and vegetables. And think healthy care for yourself.

[Thanks to Darlene Marshall for the link.]

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  1. 1
    Victoria Dahl says:

    Vegetables? Really? That seems a bit extreme.

  2. 2
    Zoe Archer says:

    Hmm…that’s about 15 minutes from where I live.  I’m Jewish, but maybe it’s time to embrace a more multi-denominational approach to the holidays.

  3. 3
    Mary Beth says:

    I’m hoping he’s the type of Santa who appreciates a naughty girl much more than a nice one.

  4. 4
    Mallory J says:

    Hunky Santa and the Candy Cane girls dance as well!

    There’s a video up on youtube.com of a bunch of little dances they’ve done in the mall here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBQnR3vUPi0

    And with the dances and outfits, I think the objectification works both ways.  Mutual objectification for everyone!

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    Teddypig says:

    objectification of men is treated as somehow funny and silly, when it’s not, really

    I keep telling you “men are pigs”. You don’t believe me.

    We like being objectified and it’s even better if we get paid for it.

  6. 6
    Suze says:

    I keep telling you “men are pigs”. You don’t believe me.

    I believe you, Teddy.  It’s among the many, many reasons why I’m single.

    Don’t trust men, not attracted to women, allergic to dogs.

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    Victoria Dahl says:

    We like being objectified and it’s even better if we get paid for it.

    Teddypig, I wuv you.

  8. 8
    Julie says:

    That’s so not fair. We get fatty MacFatterten and people in L.A. get him. So totally not liking that. It’s cold here, we need something like that to cuddle up with, in the middle of the day, at night, in the shower………..

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    Estelle Chauvelin says:

    Of course. LA. If he was in New York-

    I assumed it was because NY has the Naked Cowboy.  Is that wrong?

  10. 10
    Willa says:

    On one hand, it always makes me twitchy when objectification of men is treated as somehow funny and silly, when it’s not, really,

    Interesting, SB Sarah! If you feel like it, could you explain a little more on that?

    I like Hunky Santa’s main diet: broccoli and chicken. Substitute Doritos for chicken and you have what passes for dinner chez moi, LOL.

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    Tina M. says:

    That’s my kind of Santa!

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    FD says:

    I have that reaction too – when people talk about women as though they’re nothing more than T&A;, it gets most people’s backs up.

    When it’s done to men, it’s generally considered funny… which seems a little unfair to me, rather like bitching men out for something while wanting to retain license to do it ourselves.  But then, I suppose that’s the definition of wanting to have your (beef) cake and eat it!

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