You know, for a holiday during a repressive, recessive economy, we have some incredible gift options. From SBTB Swag to log underpants, your options are long, strong, and mighty.
But really, personalization is IT. Like, your own customized, personalized David Hasselhoff poster.
So, with great thanks to Harmony, I provide you with: the Hofftastic Holiday Contest. Craft your personal Hoff message where in the Hoff sends holiday Hoff greetings to the internet. Why the internet? Because the internet is the hot, teeming wellspring of his powerful celebrity. You can craft it to his HoffSpace fans, the YouTube folks who make sure his videos never, ever die, or the individual who Photoshopped on his 5 o’clock shadow with waterproof makeup. Whatever – go wild.
Take a screen cap of your poster, and place or link to it in the comments for our enjoyment. Make sure to put the caption beneath, in the event that we can’t read The Hoff’s masterfully enigmatic handwriting. You have until 6pm PST Sunday 14 December – then I’ll pick the top three for some sweet prizes from the Smart Bitch Treasure Chest (hidden at the end of the happy trail, obviously).
To get you started, here’s Harmony’s effort, sent to me when she sent the link. She sets the bar high, I think.