Hofftastic Holiday

You know, for a holiday during a repressive, recessive economy, we have some incredible gift options. From SBTB Swag to log underpants, your options are long, strong, and mighty.

But really, personalization is IT. Like, your own customized, personalized David Hasselhoff poster.

So, with great thanks to Harmony, I provide you with: the Hofftastic Holiday Contest. Craft your personal Hoff message where in the Hoff sends holiday Hoff greetings to the internet. Why the internet? Because the internet is the hot, teeming wellspring of his powerful celebrity. You can craft it to his HoffSpace fans, the YouTube folks who make sure his videos never, ever die, or the individual who Photoshopped on his 5 o’clock shadow with waterproof makeup. Whatever – go wild.

Take a screen cap of your poster, and place or link to it in the comments for our enjoyment. Make sure to put the caption beneath, in the event that we can’t read The Hoff’s masterfully enigmatic handwriting. You have until 6pm PST Sunday 14 December – then I’ll pick the top three for some sweet prizes from the Smart Bitch Treasure Chest (hidden at the end of the happy trail, obviously).

To get you started, here’s Harmony’s effort, sent to me when she sent the link. She sets the bar high, I think.


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  1. 1
    Midknyt says:

    Aw, I’ve got one done and I’m even first…but I can’t figure out how to paste in a stupid picture.  (As in it’s just not pasting for no good reason).

    Help?  :(

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  3. 3
    rebyj says:

    He’s ready!!

    caption: See you at the Beyond Heaving Bosoms release party bitches!

    (hosted at image shack , hence the ad at the bottom of the photo.  )

  4. 4
    rebyj says:

    Midknyt i save pic to my computer then host at http://www.imageshack.us  and then copy/paste the url that starts with the

    < a >


  5. 5
    Midknyt says:

    Aha!  Thank you very much. :)  Hopefully this will work:

    Free Image Hosting at <a href=http://www.ImageShack.us&#8221; />


    It says:
    Just you, me, and Hoff-olulu, baby.  Only SBs get to see the man-titty.

  6. 6
    Midknyt says:

    Hmm.  Not as pretty as yours, but it works.  I got an idea, so testing.  (I won’t try again after this, I promise!)

    Just you, me, and Hoff-olulu, baby.  Only SBs get to see the man-titty.

  7. 7
    Megan says:

    My contribution:


    “I love the smell of gorgeous man titty in the morning.”

    I can see most of us were on the same track!

  8. 8
    Tina S says:


    “Phallic Symbol? Check. Cheesy Grin? Check. Merry Christmas Readers!”

  9. 9
    harmony says:

    It’s even more Hofftastic than I dreamed it would be!!  Y’all are hilarious!

  10. 10
    Silver James says:

    Let’s see if technologically challenged me can figure out how to do this.

    “Wanna read my *trashy book*? Love the SBs!

    Edit: Take two…*crosses fingers*

  11. 11

    “I’m in Ur Pool, Savin Ur Ass”

  12. 12
    Lovecow2000 says:

    Okay, so I posted the link earlier, but I’m afraid I’ll be ignored if I don’t post the picture in a comment. 

    Well this didn’t work.  I’m trying again

  13. 13
    Babs says:

    I was at Target at lunchtime and there IS a Hoff holiday card. It features the photo of him with the surfboard and St Nick robe that has been used here. I don’t remember what the text was…I was just stunned to have read this post this morning and then see the card in real life shortly thereafter.


  14. 14
    Lovecow2000 says:

    Well ImageShack isn’t working right now, so please remember to check out my guy.

    A Hofftastic Morning

  15. 15
    Gennita Low says:

    In UR POOL

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    Kaffy says:


    I hope the image link works – if not, then here it is: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/kafaleni/poster.jpg

    The caption says “Merry Christmas! The auditions for Mrs Claus aren’t until Tuesday – Kisses! (Signature)”

  17. 17
    Robin L says:

    How do you get the picture to show up in the comment?

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