Hofftastic Holiday Winners!

Way back in the day, years and years ago in internet time anyway, there were Magic Hoff Posters of humor, vitality and strength – not unlike The Hoff himself. I had the winners all picked out, and thought to myself, “Self, why don’t you find someone at Hoff’s HQ and see if he’d personally autograph some Fine Hoff Swag or give you a Cease & Desist email or something?”

Note to self: stop making things complicated by trying to harass busy celebrities during the holidays when they are busy being celebrities and traveling a lot. So, pardon the unavoidable delay: here are the winners!

First Prize: A Hoff Bag! A what bag?! A HOFF BAG. From beautiful Australia, one genuine Hoff Showbag, including a Hoff Wig, Hoff wrist bands, Hoff air freshener, Hoff Dollar Bling, and Hoff Love Dice. Among other things. But really, at this point I’m sure people are climbing over themselves in their desk chairs to find out who won?!

First prize goes to: Megan for her beautimus entry:

I also love the smell of gorgeous Man-titty in the morning.

Second Prize is a leather journal from NinthMoon, where everything is awesome. And this prize is awarded to Silver James for:

Third Prize is a hot pink address book with two stylish ladies on the cover – trust me they’re lovely – and it goes to: Brutally Honest Babes for her entry:

“I’m in Ur Pool, Savin Ur Ass” – will this joke ever get old? I freaking hope not.

Winners, please email me (sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com) with your mailing addresses, and y’all, forgive my delusions of Hoffness. I was clearly out of my mind.