Another Sarah, another blog, another righteous sword of cover snark brought down upon the tackiest novels in existence.
My fave? “To restore the honor of Rome and of his own family, Severus Varus left the decadent life of Rome… his only hope was to join the barbarians.”
If that were an erotica novel, he’d need Burma Sauce for those barbarians, is all I’m sayin’.
[Thanks to Linda for the link.]