It’s soon to Turkey Day here in the United States of Carbs, and we’re happy to inspire your appetite, or perhaps drive it deep into the earth to hide until Groundhog’s Day, by allowing you to view and caption the following cover. What are they saying? What are they thinking? Dear GOD won’t someone think of the children? The blank eyed, oddly staring creepy children?
Best caption as chosen by me gets a $20 gift certificate to Amazon or Powell’s, your choice. Feel free to nudge my voting by telling me which in the comments is your fave.
And now… the cover. Feast (hur) your eyes on this!
[Thanks to Sharon and many others for the link.]
Thinking the kid is happily playing with her toy turkey they are unaware that there is actually a hidden camera in the toy and they will later be on You Tube.
Poor, blind Emily—little did she guess how big sis and brother celebrated Thanksgiving!
Funny…looks like she’s showing her paper turkey to someone. Maybe the other tree kids—or the aunts and uncles?
“Hey! You invited the Waltons to our anal sex shoot!”
“I do not make sounds like a turkey when we have sex!”
“Holly’s show-and-tell project on turkeys is so much better than her condom demonstration!”
Pumpkins- $15
Paper turkey – $5
Turkey- $25
Sex before dinner- Priceless
“Little Girl: My picture was taken off a Little Golden Book cover!”
“Dad came home and all I got was this paper turkey, I didn’t even get a t-shirt!”
“Mmm mmm good, mmm mmm good, thats what paper turkeys are, mmm mmm good!”
Butterballin’
We’re having ham at my house and I thought that was suggestive…
“Save a turkey.Stuff a housewife.”
Jeremy misheard when Miranda told him to “de-bone the tail” As “bone my tail”, and Dayna told him he won the “boner prize”!
Bone Appetit!
“Why is there pork in my tail? and other stories of Thanksgiving Horror!”
“Tom gets ready to produce his special sauce for the table”
“Bone In Turkey- Yer Doin it Wrong!”
get your hands off my mom u big turkey