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It’s not every day you see dinosaurs fornicate on eBay.

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    First thought: what’s a Dinosaur chicken?
    Second thought: Sex is everywhere, innit
    Third thought: Someone actually believes that someone else will fork over money for this?
    Fourth thought: Someone will actually fork money over for this?
    Fifth thought: That’s five minutes of my life I will never get back.

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    Mistress says:

    This is NOT for human consumption. I will refrigerate the item until I mail it to.  UPON RECEIPT OF THIS ITEM YOU SHOULD NOT EAT IT.  THIS ITEM SHOULD NOT BE EATEN BY ANYONE OR ANYTHING. IT IS NOT SAFE TO EAT. IF YOU EAT THIS I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ILLNESS OR INJURY THAT MAY RESULT FROM BEING STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT AN UNREFRIGERATED CHICKEN PRODUCT.

    This disclaimer is my favorites part of the post. Because you
    really would have to explain this slow and loud to someone
    who would buy something like thiss

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    Silver James says:

    I love all the time and trouble the seller went to for the background. Jungle. With flowers. To make things romantic. For fornicating dinosaurs. *blink* If I’d had coffee (not allowed until AFTER reading SBTB), I would come up with a “Caption This Cover Snark.”

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    Elizabeth Wadsworth says:

    Maybe the Golden Palace Casino will pay a million bucks for this.  They can display it alongside their piece of Virgin Mary toast.

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    Rainbow Tea says:

    T-Rex: Was it good for you, baby?
    RDICR*: Yes, that was the best night of my life!
    T-Rex: The last night of your life. -ten minutes later- Mmmn, sex and dinner. Tasted like chicken.

    RDICR: Random Dinosaur I Can’t Recognize.

    … man, don’t you wish some romance novels DID end like that…? Just a thought.

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    ev says:

    This disclaimer is my favorites part of the post. Because you really would have to explain this slow and loud to someone
    who would buy something like thiss

    Those are the same people that they put warnings on blow dryers not to use in the bathtub for.

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    Michele says:

    I will never look at chicken nuggets in the same way again.

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    rebyj says:

    Funny !!

    “Frozen Free” The Dinosaur Shapeshifting Nugget Love story in the next Harlequin Luna release . Read how they made mad passionate love before the ice age came and took their love away. Frozen in time just waiting to be reawakened!!

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    And now, finally, scientists can prove the existence of the Humpasaurus, long thought a myth.  The Lothario of the dinosaur world, the Humpasaurus was often of noble birth, irresistible to female dinosaurs, and incorrigible in a non-threatening way.  Once they fell in luuurve, however, they mated (and humped, of course) for life, after several misunderstandings, shenanigans and/ or some cross dressing.

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    Kaffy says:

    You could always just buy yourself a regular bag of dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, transfer them to a clear zip-loc bag,  partially defrost them, compress the bag and refreeze. Sure, you wouldn’t want to eat them in case you got food poisoning, but you’d have a dinosaur orgy in a bag! Imagine how much you could get for that on eBay!

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    Chanel19 says:

    so that’s how they make those nuggets…

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    katiebabs says:

    Looks like Barney is getting happy with Baby Bop.

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    EmmyS says:

    The Dinosaur Shapeshifting Nugget Love story in the next Harlequin Luna release

    Believe it or not, there’s already a series of dinosaur shapeshifter romances…

    Here’s the first one.

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    smartmensab-tch says:

    Huh.  Do you suppose dinosaurs did fornicate?  Or did the males just fertilize the already laid eggs?  Isn’t that what birds do?  Oh, God.  I’m gonna be on the Internet looking to see what dinosaur experts think about this…

    Thanks for my 1st laugh in 4 days.  I have the Bacterial Sinus Infection from hell.  Made a doctor appointment for tomorrow.

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