From Karen D come some fine, fine specimens of old-skool Silhouette cover art. We give thanks to Karen, and to the used book store romance pile from which she rescued these cultural icons.
Sarah: Wow. She’s almost logically proportioned (though what’s with the papoose looking thing on the right?) but poor DeSalvo. Not only does he have Ridiculous Hair, but his chest is 400% wider than the rest of him, and his leg is coming out of his… wait a minute. Is he a hero with no legs sitting on some dude’s lap?!
Candy: A man with a chest as wide as the Texas sky and a torso as short as Rhode Island. Hot!
Sarah: Of course they are still married. Could you ever leave that mullet alone? It’s all stringy and greasy – rwor!
Candy: Matching mullets, matching mom jeans—that’s how you know it’s true love, baby.
And from Danielle F comes this homage to yet another 80’s fad:
Sarah: When a man you’ve never met before suddenly tries to slurp your bleached blonde brains, it’s probably time you reconsidered your habit of getting shitfaced wearing a Flashdance-esque tiger-print nightie.
Candy: She thinks he wants to nibble on her ear, but little does she know that he’s that rarest of paranormal creatures: the Cheerful Zombie. Your tiger print will avail you nothing, now.