Sneak a Peek of the Cover Art

We’ve teased you before, and… well, we’ll do it again.

Another sneak peek of the Smart Bitch Book cover art is right here for your viewing pleasure. What’s going on in this image?

A lot, lemme tell you. Boy howdy a lot.

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  1. 1
    ev says:

    That’s either some guys hand curved around a nicely draped dress and slender waist.

    Or he’s pulling back a curtain and playing a well dressed peeping-tom. 

    Too early to decide. No caffeine yet.

  2. 2
    Donna says:

    Looks like he is pulling back a curtain.

  3. 3

    Where’s the mantitty?

  4. 4
    Joanne says:

    Where’s the mantitty?

    LMAO! Yeah, what Darlene said

  5. 5
    Eunice says:

    Well since “pulling a curtain” was taken, I’ll say he’s giving a thumbs up. I can only hope there’s a woman clinging to him and he’s winking along with the thumb like, “yeah, that’s right, I got the girl.”

    Unless that’s the heroine and she has man hands.

  6. 6
    Marla says:

    I’m keeping my fingers crossed for some literal bodice-ripping.

  7. 7
    Victoria Dahl says:

    Ah, so cruel!!! The teasing, it burns!

  8. 8
    Kathy says:

    It’s got to be something pretty and billowy, then the surprise attack with something grotesque and hillri-ass.

  9. 9
    Spider (@ work) says:

    Given the previous teaser, I say it’s a heavily Mystic-Tanned Man Hand groping an impossibly small female waist.

  10. 10

    Oh now that’s just mean.  I’m in awe.

  11. 11
    rebyj says:

    Looks like drapery to me too.. Maybe he’s groping Carol Burnett’s Scarlett O’Hara .

    Eunice… LMAO at the man hands

    OFF TOPIC…Where the heck is Candy? Have I missed something?

  12. 12
    Blue Angel says:

    It’s not what he’s grasping that has me wondering;  it’s what’s the matter with his hand.  Is he the victim of medical experiments that grafted two hands into one, with a special deformity of his index finger?  Oh, the poor, poor man. . .

  13. 13
    Lorelie says:

    Ya know, if we get enough of these, we can put them together like a jigsaw puzzle….

  14. 14
    Keri Ford says:

    Hmm. there’s a woman in a pink skirt sitting on a man’s shoulder. Man has pulled dress apart so he can see where he’s going!

  15. 15

    Now why does every damsel in distress have to wear pink? Unless of course, those are curtains in a little girl’s bedroom. I want to be wrong this time though.

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    StacieMc says:

    Given the previous teaser, I say it’s a heavily Mystic-Tanned Man Hand groping an impossibly small female waist.

    I agree with Spider

  17. 17
    retro says:

    This teaser pic is so artistic. Great choosing. Well done!

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