Longmire-Style Covers

Longmire’s romance covers are undeniable works of art. And so are some of Jen’s versions, under the pen name Avril Honeycutt.

Gangplanks and gangbangs? Ow.

[Thanks to Iasmin for the link]

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  1. eaeaea says:

    For the love of Scottie McMullet…
    MerFarts

    BAHAHAHAHAHA
    Thanks for the links. And laughs
    Longmire needs to see that Puffy Shirt cover.
    Have to go wipe my eyes now.

  2. The same ones caught my eye, too. Scottie McMullet and MerFart. Gah, that was funny.

    Merci les bitches!

  3. Is it wrong that ‘A Love So Wrong’ made me laugh the most? On rotation, between sounds of disgust.

  4. Elyssa says:

    I laughed. I cried. Sometimes both at once.

    Thanks for the links.

  5. Dingo says:

    These made my morning!  I’m going to be laughing about them all day.

  6. Barbara says:

    Um, “Potato Packing Pirate”?!?! What in the world is wrong with his leg/crotch area?!?!

    Tee hee.

  7. closetcrafter says:

    Sarah, thank you so much.  The timing of this post rocks, as several of my closest friends are having some very dark days. I hope this makes them feel a tiny bit lighter.

  8. Silver James says:

    Uhm…Is it just me or did Nicole Kidman pose for the Train Wreck…er… Sex Train cover?

    Potato Packin’ my arse! That’s Long Dong Silver.

    I hope that poor horse in The Last Drunken Harlot finds it’s carousel soon.

    These were a great way to start the day! Thanks, everyone… *wanders off giggling*

  9. Kathy says:

    Funny shit!

  10. robinjn says:

    And what in holy hell is on the Potato Packin’ Harlot’s head?? I mean, if you can take your eyes off the grotesque bulge in his pants. What IS that?

    My other favorite:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/verybigjen/21015443/in/set-489555/

  11. GrowlyCub says:

    Is it wrong that I feel mildly curious about the real title of the one Avril retitled “The Scent of Dog and Beer”? 😉

  12. Polly says:

    Did anyone notice that Nicole Kidman’s on the cover of Sex Train?

  13. SonomaLass says:

    Hilarious!  Wow, I guess I needed that.

  14. Wryhag says:

    Gawd, I’m pathetic.  I’ve been looking at those Longmire covers for like three freakin’ years, and every time I see them I still crack up!  Now I have another batch of silly dough to slurp off my fingers . . . over and over and over again.

    I need to go page through a book of Italian Renaissance art or something.

  15. Susan/DC says:

    My favorite: “too bad Camaros hadn’t been invented yet” (on the Longmire Scottie McMullett cover).  I’m still giggling . . .

  16. Miri says:

    “The Bride of Count Chocula” was my favorite.

  17. Erik Chase says:

    I’m not sure about those books, but it’s worth a try, thanks for the links…

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