Longmire-Style Covers

Longmire’s romance covers are undeniable works of art. And so are some of Jen’s versions, under the pen name Avril Honeycutt.

Gangplanks and gangbangs? Ow.

[Thanks to Iasmin for the link]


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    eaeaea says:

    For the love of Scottie McMullet…

    Thanks for the links. And laughs
    Longmire needs to see that Puffy Shirt cover.
    Have to go wipe my eyes now.

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    The same ones caught my eye, too. Scottie McMullet and MerFart. Gah, that was funny.

    Merci les bitches!

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    Is it wrong that ‘A Love So Wrong’ made me laugh the most? On rotation, between sounds of disgust.

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    Elyssa says:

    I laughed. I cried. Sometimes both at once.

    Thanks for the links.

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    Dingo says:

    These made my morning!  I’m going to be laughing about them all day.

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    Barbara says:

    Um, “Potato Packing Pirate”?!?! What in the world is wrong with his leg/crotch area?!?!

    Tee hee.

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    closetcrafter says:

    Sarah, thank you so much.  The timing of this post rocks, as several of my closest friends are having some very dark days. I hope this makes them feel a tiny bit lighter.

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    Silver James says:

    Uhm…Is it just me or did Nicole Kidman pose for the Train Wreck…er… Sex Train cover?

    Potato Packin’ my arse! That’s Long Dong Silver.

    I hope that poor horse in The Last Drunken Harlot finds it’s carousel soon.

    These were a great way to start the day! Thanks, everyone… *wanders off giggling*

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    Kathy says:

    Funny shit!

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    robinjn says:

    And what in holy hell is on the Potato Packin’ Harlot’s head?? I mean, if you can take your eyes off the grotesque bulge in his pants. What IS that?

    My other favorite:


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    GrowlyCub says:

    Is it wrong that I feel mildly curious about the real title of the one Avril retitled “The Scent of Dog and Beer”? ;)

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    Polly says:

    Did anyone notice that Nicole Kidman’s on the cover of Sex Train?

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    SonomaLass says:

    Hilarious!  Wow, I guess I needed that.

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    Wryhag says:

    Gawd, I’m pathetic.  I’ve been looking at those Longmire covers for like three freakin’ years, and every time I see them I still crack up!  Now I have another batch of silly dough to slurp off my fingers . . . over and over and over again.

    I need to go page through a book of Italian Renaissance art or something.

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    Susan/DC says:

    My favorite: “too bad Camaros hadn’t been invented yet” (on the Longmire Scottie McMullett cover).  I’m still giggling . . .

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    Miri says:

    “The Bride of Count Chocula” was my favorite.

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    Erik Chase says:

    I’m not sure about those books, but it’s worth a try, thanks for the links…

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