Caption That Cover:LOL HANDS!

Thanks to the many, many people who forwarded me the Fail Blog’s salute to three-handed romance. I have a special love of that cover – that chick is my avatar. Why? The only thing better than having a third hand would be the magical ability to conjure up more hours in the day. Three hands?! OMG PLZ.

So! A contest is born! Take that fabulous cover and LOL-caption it. Certainly we can do better than “FAIL,” because certainly, while it’s an artistic fail, as a matter of promotional opportunity, for Christina Dodd, it was utterly full of win.

Your quest: take the cover, and LOL Caption it. You have 24 hours, and can post them in the comments or post links to an image hosted elsewhere. If you do post them here, please don’t make the image more than 325 pixels wide, please. Vote for your favorites in the comments, please, and then we’ll have a vote-off for the top 3 over the weekend.

Grand Prize? The book itself, of course! One pristine, fabulous copy of the three-handed woman adorning the cover of Christina Dodd’s Castles in the Air. Second prize: $20 to the online bookstore of the winner’s choice, and third prize will be $10 to the online bookstore of the winner’s choice.

Ready, set, go! Copy of the art is below the fold for your downloading and LOLing pleasure.

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  1. 1
    Vera says:

    The DaVinci code revealed- The nights Templar protecting Princess octopussy

  2. 2
    Amiracle says:

    Three hands are better than one…..or two.

  3. 3
    A C Spencer says:

    He has his mother’s hands

    or one, at least.

  4. 4
    Liz in Australia says:

    “My mother did tell me to look for a woman who was handy in the kitchen… “
    or
    “Now that I have you, might I suggest what you could do with that free hand of yours…?”

  5. 5
    rm says:

    “Yes, you may have my hand in marriage… as long as the other two are free to roam!”

  6. 6
    Ciar Cullen says:

    It’s not a disability, darling. You’re differently abled. But I told you not to bowl with that hand, okay?

  7. 7
    rm says:

    “Can I give you a hand?”

  8. 8
    rm says:

    “Let me lend you a hand.”

  9. 9
    rm says:

    “Need a hand? I’m not using it for anything.”

  10. 10
    rm says:

    It’s got to be said, I can’t help myself:

    “I wanna hold your ha-a-a-a-and, I wanna hold your hand!”

  11. 11
    Elizabeth Wadsworth says:

    “He thought he’d found the woman of his dreams; little did he know that under her lovely, unassuming exterior lurked…Shiva The Destroyer.”

  12. 12
    Sara N. says:

    Now darling don’t be self-concious…I’ve got plans for that extra hand!

  13. 13

    LOLcaptions:

    My mutant hands, let me show you them.

    I can haz xtra hands???

  14. 14
    Teddypig says:

    The Handmaid’s Trilogy

  15. 15
    Morgan says:

    Neither nuclear disaster nor subsequent deformation could stand in the way of their love…

  16. 16
    joykenn says:

    I had to flee when they discovered my secret!

  17. 17
    Kathy says:

    Doing the “wave” was never so much fun!!

    two74:  All about numbers today.

  18. 18
  19. 19
    Rebecca says:

    Hey Lady!  No need to be handsy!

  20. 20
    SamG says:

    I’z hung like horse, you needs 3 hands…..

    Me 2 penis, you 3 hand…we made for each other

    Pinch my nipple, slap my ass and choke my chicken, I’ve found the perfect woman

    Sam

  21. 21
    Mari says:

    “Is that a hand growing out of your shoulder or are you just happy to see me?”

  22. 22
    Julie Leto says:

    KarenD for the win, IMO!

  23. 23
    L says:

    Finally, he’d found a woman who could handle all of him.  At once.

    and…

    She was more than he’d ever imagined.

  24. 24
    SarahLTB says:

    At first he loved her despite her handicap – then he loved her for it.

  25. 25
    rebyj says:

    I forget which code works here…

    Trying this..

  26. 26
    Dorilys says:

    OMGZ!!1! HANDZ MAKE KITTEH SCARED!

  27. 27
    Maughta says:

    I found myself purchasing this book from e-bay after I lampooned it on Judge A Booy by its Cover.  What a great book!

    Speaking of great books, I think DocTurtle is still waiting for his romance reading challenge.  Don’t tell me y’all have chickened out!

  28. 28
    SB Sarah says:

    No worries Maughta – DocTurtle is on my shipment list for this weekend.

    Mwaaaahahahahahha.**rubs hands (all three of them) together**

  29. 29
    Anon76 says:

    “Stop trying to cheat, darling. You can only use ONE hand to play rock, paper, scissors.”

  30. 30
    Mary says:

    Jazz Handz.  Ur doin it wrong.

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