Kimberly needs help: she needs you to name her cactus.
I vote “Prick.”
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The Leaning Tower of Penis
my word was “big24”
Poke-girl
Left Leanin’ Larry.
Herman
Non-Cialis Phallus
Count Needles von Pricklington
Pricklet Dickley
whoops! Prickley Dickley
Thorny McHorny
Only thing I could come up with that wasn’t already mentioned. Great names. Next time I get a new pet, I am asking for help!!
force12.LOLOLOL How big is he???
Mr. Big.
Sharon I dated a Herman, the cacti would have been a vast improvement.
Since it seems to be avoiding light, I dub it Wrong-Way Orrigan.
Manroot
Hehehe – this is too much fun.
Donkey Kong
Kinky Bob
“Not To Be Taken Internally”
Mountee – the quicker pricker upper..
I’d just call him Spike. 🙂
Why not “Mr. Cocktus”?
Use one of its scientific names.
Dickly pear (Ocuntia humidusa)
Fickle dickly pear (Ocuntia magicohoohaa fragilis)
Agave at the Office (Licktembigia principalis partneris)
Bananapocket yucca (Yucca bacchanalia)
Brain cactus (Mammillaria makus elongata ‘Christsbigtatas’)
Halfmens cactus (Pachyrtripodium noinadequaterium)
Ribbed for Her Pleasure
These are hillarious! Incidently the chemicals that make up the Pill were first discovered in the Cactus. Probably this ones relative. Thus:
Birth Control – Bill for short.
I don’t know that I can top the simple grandeur of “Prick,” but if one would like a more “namey” name, there’s always Louie Claude Rove. (http://www.boingboing.net/2007/08/18/essay-im-the-proud-o.html)
I vote for this one.
I just watched Transformers for the 10th time – names like spikehide, prickscream and (sub)optimus spike are popping into my head.
Reinhard von Hammerschaft
Mr. Prickle Pickle
Still laughing over Biggus Dickus comment. I love MP!
Jefferson
(my, what a personable cactus you have, ma’am 🙂
ATTENTION! seems like an appropriate shouty name.
Snatch scratcher
Pocket prickler
Plum
ThRob
“Not To Be Taken Internallyâ€
BWHAHAHAHAHA – Kay, seriously I laughed so hard I peed a little!
And my input (heh.): Peter the Great!
Dildong The Proud.
Prick Sharp
The Sperminator
Deal Breaker
Dr. McReamy
IRS Agent
The French Prickler
McPedro, because I’m a fan of Girls With Slingshots!
Dick Richardson
Alternately: Peter Johnson.
Dild-ow
Nature’s Defense
Victory Viagra, VeeVee for short.