Ready, Set, Go – time to caption a cover so strange, we have to ask you to give it a caption. Voting takes place in the comments, and she who hath the most votes gets the prize. The prize? $20 to the bookstore of your choice – Amazon or Powell’s. So, have at it.
This one brings new meaning to the word “private box.” Or, maybe not so private.
“Honey? What does ‘Sic Semper Tyrannis’ mean?”
“Ow! Wrong hole! WRONG HOLE!!”
Has no one brought up “Casting Couch” yet?
Casting Couch- An Actress’s Account of Sexual Harassment.
Gee honey…you need a Tic-Tac….
“Mildly disinterested passions semi-inflamed at local community theatre fundraiser, story at six.”
Spamword: “Youre53”. No, I’m twenty-eight, actually.
When I said I wanted your dick in a box this is what I meant.
whoops, make that
“When I said I wanted your dick in a box this is not what I meant.”
BREN!
“I put my box in a box for you…”
Sequel to Stud of the Opera
When I said I wanted to go backstage, this isn’t quite what I had imagined…
Wesley couldn’t believe his good fortune in receiving a Back Stage Pass.
Someday, my love, our grandchildren will be able to do this in movie theaters, but they won’t be able to lie down.
I vote for Spider. Still laughing.
But honey, I don’t see the show!
The stage is behind you, my sweet. If you’ll turn over and look, you’ll definitely get a show!
“Oh, Jane, you’re beautiful red hair calls to me. Please, may I touch it.”
“John, move out of the way. You’re blocking my view of the theater. I so love opera.”
“Let me remove your dress. No one can see.”
“Okay, just slide it a bit off my shoulder. Just as long as no one sees an ankle…or a boob.”
Sorry people. I’m tired and this sucks. he-he
And is it just me or does he look like a plastic He-Man doll? Anyone? 😀
Galadriel’s entry gets my vote:
HAHAHAH! Love it!
wow everyone is here to see us make love.
sew your own dress, my ass, she thought. never again. as her fingers tried to clutch his shoulder she only hoped she oculd finish turning over. was it ben? frank? she could onlyhope he could answer her burning questions- “got scissors?”
tried to tell him i was too heavy, but no.. now look how she had landed! she swore, if she could remember the vulcan neck pinch, she wouldn’t be the only needing a doctor tonight!
that last bunch of meth must have had somekick. she remebered going to the theater, and she remebered him wrapping her in a rug to smuggle her in- but why hadn’t he finished getting her out of it, -and what was those faces staring at her in the curtain?!?
when she told him she liked bondage, she had no idea he meant a dress…when he said old fashioned, she didn’t know he meant pre victorian stage play….but this yoga crap on top of everything was a bit much!
I vote for Alex and the horrific Lovecraftian take on this cover!
corner23 – going back to my corner to laugh at 23 more SB comments~
“I’m Luke Skywalker, and I’m here to rescue you”
sorry, I swear, the dude is an early Mark Hamill look alike.
“TomKat’s trip to the opera”
T: How the hell do I do this again?
K: Tommy, honey, I know your agent says we need to make this convincing…but we’ve already got Suri. And this whole “two clamshells closing” position is killing my back! Oh, look this is my favorite scene…Move over just a smidge, honey.
” But I’m really not that into you D:”
“Alanis, honey, you have no idea. None,” thought Dave, rather smug.