JebB dove into the user book store, and came up with a cover so excellent, she immediately sent it to me with the request that we caption this bad boy.
I dunno, really. There aren’t any decent puns that are at all obvious in the art.
As usual, vote for your fave, and I’ll use my paper and pencil to count up the votes and award $20 in gifty dollars to the winner. Ready set go!
Because it has to be said—-
All your pussy are belong to us!
Rebecca—this guy?
http://tinyurl.com/3fskbc
When McCormick answered the personal ad for ” someone who wants to get a little pussy” he didn’t expect this.
My first thought: “Basement Cat commands you to buy this book.”
No I am usually too busy watching for the Naked Cowboy.
scratch my back, and I’ll scratch yours
My litterbox. It’s MOVIN’.
I wasn’t the only one to think he look hunched over and think of Quasimido – The humped back cat of Notre Damn
And that cat looks so mad he could spit so – spitting pussy from behind?
But my favourites so far, Tina M – You lick, I’ll shave, and Eunice & Deb Kinnard
“What do you mean, you hope she neuters me too? All that hostility, just because I bought dry kibble?”
Oh Jen Puhleeze! You started it! Heeh!!!!
Word: Getting65….which isn’t near as good as getting 69 😀
She wanted Jake. But first she had to get past his pussy.
Lucy always got her man.
And when she got him, she sank her claws into him and didn’t let go.
Stupid human vehicular transport, turn left! Left I say!
Dr. Seuss’ entry into the Romance Market:
THE CAT ON THE LAT
“This cat should not be here, he should not be about! He should not be here when the Loner is out!”
I can’t even try to make a clever pun. This is seriously distressing. And isn’t “loner” what they always call the guy with the dead bodies in his crawl space?
Okay, I’ll make an attempt, though I am seriously disturbed by this bizarre image:
“This is not what I meant when I said the hero is a ‘pussy magnet’.”