JebB dove into the user book store, and came up with a cover so excellent, she immediately sent it to me with the request that we caption this bad boy.
I dunno, really. There aren’t any decent puns that are at all obvious in the art.
As usual, vote for your fave, and I’ll use my paper and pencil to count up the votes and award $20 in gifty dollars to the winner. Ready set go!
The overly tanned man cast a devious look back at his soon-to-be lover’s house. “Sabrina won’t have a choice but to talk to me now.”
Cat to vet: “Well, it started with a lump on my hind paw…”
I vote for MFreeman…that was some funny.
Psychopath hero with talking invisible cat = win!
All he needs is a monkey in the closet.
“With a hiss of disgust, Lucy realized that the plump rodent she’d just pounced upon was in fact Mickey MacFinn, billionaire were-mouse and trailer park entrepreneur with a tale to tell.”
“What’s new, Pussycat?”
Jesus! When my girlfriend said if I’d feed the cat, she’d make claw marks on my back, this isn’t what I had in mind.
Actually, my cat, who looks amazingly like the one on the cover, does this to me all the time. Especially when I’m gardening.
The Human is MINE.
Suz, Lizzie (can hardly wait for that new Silhouette line to hit the shelves!) and Lucidscreamer all have my vote. Er, welcome to menage… (snork!)
Actually, these ALL had me laughing – hard to choose just one… er, three.
reached25 – yes, some time ago. 🙂
“Hey, pussy, I’ve got something here for you in my jeans.”
It was the placement of his hand that looks like its reaching around his side that made me do it. I swear.
How about “Under the Cat’s Paw” [historical-speak for “Pussywhipped”]
“He was so hot he’d get pussy thrown at him from cars.”
Got two more, equally tasteless:
Although the operation gave him the pussy he’d always wanted, the physician put it in the wrong place.
OR
If a woman is defined by her pussy, does it matter if the surgeon placed it incorrectly?
Damn! I know I should have tried a black cat, orange and gray are just not the same. Or maybe my cats are neurotic.
I vote in no particular order:
Karen:
katiebabs:
Suze:
1) Wizarding 101 – Be VERY specific in what you wish for
2) The billionaire cat’s Butler
3) Putting a black cat on your back does NOT mitigate the bad luck you got while S***ing the mistress under the garden ladder
4) Wizards be ware – A Cat Familiar does not work the same as a familiar cat.
5) Authors – please make sure that your publisher does not us pictures fro the LolCat site for book cover options.
6) “Black Passion” sensation prickling up your spine – does not include cats.
I vote for Karmyn’s first, and for Amy. Here are my humble contributions.
“Roemanse novle covr: ur doin it rong”
“What is the love that dare not speak its name?”
Mr. Tinkles and the Man Titty Litter?
Voting for Lizzie’s new Silhouette series. Priceless!
I like:
Jesus! When my girlfriend said if I’d feed the cat, she’d make claw marks on my back, this isn’t what I had in mind. (Cate)
and
“Hey, pussy, I’ve got something here for you in my jeans.†(Pat)
and
‘This wasn’t what he had in mind when Mrs. Slocumbe offered him her pussy.’ (Karmyn) BTW I love that show!
Basement cat lured him with offers of massage and unlimited pussy.
I would just have to pick…
Deb Kinnard with Cat to vet: “Well, it started with a lump on my hind paw…â€
But I also love Karmyn’s ‘This wasn’t what he had in mind when Mrs. Slocumbe offered him her pussy.’ I’ve always loved the pussy jokes on Are You Being Served?
“Yes, yes, do my bidding, weird loner man! Worm your way into the hearts of the family McCormick… make them pay for not splurging for Fancy Feast! There’s hair gel and David Hasselhoff records in it for you, this I promise.”
While just about every one of these made me laugh, this one made me laugh the hardest:
One more from me.
‘Roger quickly learned that ‘Would you like to see my pussy?’ was not such a great pick up line.
Quasimoto gets a date…
Could be possibly be just a little more hunched over?
Spam word: truth74 – AMEN!
That cat is looking seriously scary.
“What you lookin’ at bitch?”
(And heh heh to Welcome to menage kitten)
There’s a lovely (but long out of print) novel called OPHELIA by Florence Stevenson. It’s a contemporary in which a rich old lady leaves her fortune to her cat. Her wicked nephew drops poor Ophelia down a well; her last thought is “I wish I were human; I’d get even with you!” And it happens to be a wishing well…
The old lady’s handsome son shows up to snaffle the inheritance, and is surprised to find a lovely naked lady in the well. A naked lady who can’t talk, walks on all fours, and drinks by lapping from a bowl. He teaches her to be human; they fall in love; and the dastardly nephew gets what he deserves.
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As for the caption—“Lucy couldn’t wait to get her claws into this guy—he was the cat’s meow!”
Oh, shit. It’s not even a pussy. It’s a tom.
Elf – you made me LOL with this one. Thanks for that.
a man’s best friend is his pussy.
OR
Lucy knew he had mad skills when she saw how well he could balance a cat on his back while walking and not looking where he was going.
my vote:
Fuck a duck, baby, feline lovin’ is the cat’s ass! Oh gods, stop me, please.
I vote for (in no particular order)
Kathleen:
Galadriel:
And now I can’t find it because it’s past my bedtime, but the reference to Mrs. Slocumbe. “Take a peek through the mail slot, and if you can see my pussy, slip a sardine under the door!” (doubtlessly misquoted, but that was the gist)
Totally off-topic but….have any of the New Yorkers here seen the guy who walks up and down Broadway with a cat on his head? He wears a baseball cap, backwards, and balanced on the baseball cap is a medium-sized black and white cat, on a leash, that sits on his head Egyptian style. That’s what the cover made me think of.
Back on topic: I vote for Cat on a Hot Tan Man
Perrrrrrfect Pussy Handler
“im on ur menz
replacin ur pussy”
Holy shit! I totally ruined my screen laughing at that one. LOL!
hehehehehe
h’mmmm . . . how about “Feline Faves: Don’t NOBODY move or the shoulder is GROUND MEAT!”
[with apologies to Queen of Wands, the entire Latin language and Disney)
*woman shrugs* Well you’ve heard of vagina dentata, but I have
Ungu vagina
What a wonderful phrase
Ungu vagina
Ain’t no passin’ craze.
It means no nookie
For the rest of your days…
It’s a penis free…
Girl cavity
Ungu vagina
ungu vagina ungu vagina…..
this broad better not have a kennel in teh house
Back the F off. He’s mine.