JebB dove into the user book store, and came up with a cover so excellent, she immediately sent it to me with the request that we caption this bad boy.
I dunno, really. There aren’t any decent puns that are at all obvious in the art.
As usual, vote for your fave, and I’ll use my paper and pencil to count up the votes and award $20 in gifty dollars to the winner. Ready set go!
Four legs and a heart beat.
WTF????
Anyhow, a caption….
Meeeooooowwww.
Lucy and the Scratching Post
You lick, I’ll shave.
Get your paws off my man!
I loved “Cat on a Hat Tan Man.” I love all of them, but I love that one especially. And Lizzie’s whole new line of Silhouettes!
2 days after consuming Purina cat food for hairballs, puss has to wonder what the hell had she been licking in order to hack THIS up?
Black Magic Virgin Pussy and the Greek Tycoon Who Loved Her
I wish I could put something clever around this, but I’m seeing…
A reverse werecat (Turns into a woman once a month) being territorial about her man.
I’d actually read a story like that.
Katiebabs, you’ve inspired me.
The Incongruously Blond Italian Billionaire’s Familiar Mistress
“What’s that, Lucy? Kill them all!? Why, I could never do such a thing! No, no, it’s nothing like back in Dayton! People will like me here…”
Lance was starting to realize why he was such a loner. Well, at least he had his best friend. She would always love him. Even if no one else could see her…
Suze,
Took me a miniute for the light bulb to go off in my head. Familiar! LOL
I once read a book called Howling Mad by Peter David, about a wolf who was bitten by a werewolf and turned into a man every full moon. It was awesome!
Heh. changes13
i haz ur heero
u bring cheezbrgr
or no happyend fur u
(floor65: where his bits will be, and in how many pieces, if the demands aren’t met)
Just stay away from my ass, rodentbreath.
(From the NEW! Silhouette BDSM line: Stroke Me, Poke Me, Choke Me.)
Alex, there actually is a story about a housecat in love with her owner. Freaky as hell. Man, I wish I could remember the title!
One cat. One man. One forbidden love.
Ok, found the book about the cat in love with her owner:
The Cat’s Fancy by Julie Kenner. It looks hilarious! So cute.
“Oh, Luceee…” he said, in a thick Cuban accent.
After finding his glasses on his nose, Jerry was frantically searching his cat.
*disclaimer* I did not read most of the comments so I don’t know if I’m treading on anybody’s train of thought…
This is one man who knows how to keep a pussy around.
or
He loved his clingy black pussy.
Courtesy of the Decadent post stirring up my memory:
“Welcome to ménage, kitten. Get ready to know the meaning of multiple orgasms.â€
I vote Amy!
Tho fur dat hero, I no bring chezburgers.
Cat Scratch Fever
I can’t narrow it down, my favorites are Elf, Kristen, Marguerite, Tina M., and Katiebabs.
hee, since JenB started all this, my caption seems appropriate.
WTF U mean, hoomin? Y U teld dat woomin U like teh kittahs wif no fur?!
Oh and my votes so far are for
MFreeman said on…
09.30.08 at 11:35 AM |
“What’s that, Lucy? Kill them all!? Why, I could never do such a thing! No, no, it’s nothing like back in Dayton! People will like me here…â€
and
Karen said on…
09.30.08 at 10:07 AM |
Cat on a hot tan man.
I vote for Karen’s,
Cat on a hot tan man.
LOVE this cover. I would totally snatch this book off the shelf.
I can make a pussy purr with a stroke of my hand… (Thanks, Mauren for getting that song stuck in my head!)
A stud and his pussy are never parted?
Because nothing attracts a woman more than a man who loves his pussy! (You guys are right—I could do this all day!)
‘This wasn’t what he had in mind when Mrs. Slocumbe offered him her pussy.’
Heh! I love them all, but I have to vote for Amy, for rising above the not-at-all-obvious pun.
After completing the jail sentence incurred during the drunken-driving incident that saw both the revocation of his driver’s license and the demise of the talking car, Michael Knight was forced to find companionship with a different kind of KITT
wo-oah, black kitty, bam-a-lam, wo-oah, black kitty, bam-a-lam
Well, I know the concept’s been done a bit already, but here goes.
Who needs an angel when you’ve got a pussy on your shoulder?
He liked his pussy high, black and sassy.
McCormick wanted a pussy on his arm, Lucy wanted to walk all over her man – It was a match made in heaven!
Lucky me, I actually own this book! I owned the last one too and just read it. It’s quite good.
I like “familiar mistress” best, ‘cause how to choose between 500 pussy jokes?
That’s what I said when I saw it!
I’m keeping it. This cover’s so full of WTF it ain’t even funny. A painting of a tanned man with a dopey look on his face, obligatory animal FTFO, and title that has nothing to do with the cover photo.
I’m kind of nervous about reading it though. o_O I’ll have to report back when I do that.
Bev(QB) – U iz nasteh. Hairless kittehs.*snort*
I LOL on Karen’s…..What cat needs a hot tin roof
Karen said on…
09.30.08 at 10:07 AM |
Cat on a hot tan man.
This is for you, Bev(QB):
“He usually preferred his pussy tight, blonde, and hairless, but he decided for Lucy he’d make an exception.” Mee-owwww!
As Fred looked to Shaggie & Scobbie holding hands he said….Who’s jealous NOW BITCHES.
Puss ‘n Boots
Wow, it IS hard to choose between all the different pussies—er, pussy jokes, I mean.
I like Amy’s cheezburger caption a lot, but my vote’s gotta go for Cat on a Hot Tan Man.
I miss you already, Paul Newman. *sniffle*
He stroked the soft pussy until she arched her back…