That’s right, motherfuckers. Were-duck romances are here.
Here’s the thing, though: the size of duck cocks is highly dependent on the season. They can range from “as long as their own bodies” to “about as big as a grain of rice.” Guess the heroine will have to find out for herself when the weather gets colder.
Alerted to the existence of this wonder by a Slightly Tipsy Editor Who Shall Remain Nameless while gossiping shamelessly at the RWA National Conference. Hot damn, I love this conference.