Links and Giggles

First, a word of advice: if you perhaps have a migraine that brings on breathtaking nausea, there are many, many places you can hoerk in New York City. And, since it’s 98 degrees, the city has a very special odor that will help that nausea right along. That is all.

On to more fun things (you know, now that I can open my eyes and all).

Wanna own a miniature of the man who could be Mr. Darcy? (*SWOON*) Thanks to Bitchery reader E.W., we have news from the Scotsman

(Ach, laddie!). Seems a watercolor of one Mr. Thomas Lefroy is set to go to auction for as much as £50,000.

In Punk Ass American Dollars, that’s about $4.5 badrillion. Possibly zillion.

Are you crafty? Like to crochet? Enjoy this most excellent collection of What Not to Crochet.

From ToroHo, Katie and Carol: Dinosaurs write romance. And yes, blowing things up makes it alll better. (Hold your mouse still on the image for additional lines.)

And can I just say, that the phrase, “Flesh them out” kinda gives me the squicks?

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  1. 1
    Cassie says:

    The links, make them stop…

    I don’t even crochet and I just spent like ten minutes looking at fugly stuff and laughing my butt off!

  2. 2
    Lisa Hendrix says:

    Oooh, you have outdone yourself.  Darcy, tacky crochet and romanceosaurs all in one post.  My morning is complete.

  3. 3
    TracyS says:

    I spent WAY too much time on that crochet site.  My grandma crochets and I am thinking about asking her to teach me. Thank goodness she has never made anything like that!!

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    annemjw says:

    As for Dinosaur Comics, there is extra funny to be found in the archive title, the alt-text, and the email subject line. There is also a follow up to the Romance Novel in today’s DC!

  5. 5
    EmmyS says:

    I crochet and knit, and have both “what not to” sites in my feed reader. Some are just downright wrong.

    You Knit What?!

  6. 6
    EmmyS says:

    Oh, and the Dinosaur Comics? Thanks so much… it’s not like I don’t already have enough feeds to follow…

  7. 7
    Sarah Frantz says:

    Oh, good God, no.  Lefroy had nothing to do with Darcy, dammit.  Becoming Jane is complete FICTION, people, FICTION with one famous name attached to it, but fiction nonetheless.

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    SB Sarah says:

    Look, Sarah F, not all of us can have Colin the Succubus Nymph(o). So if I want to drop a badrillion dollars on a guy with a weird chin who might possibly be Mr. Darcy, then quit pooing on my parade of self-delusion.

    Unless miniature portraits of Colin Firth are also available. In which case, I’m saving my tiny, tiny dollars, so disregard my initial statement.

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    Brandi says:

    If the comments in the 2005 archives are anything to go by, crocheters are a rather wanky lot.

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    Melissa says:

    Shoot, if I had $50K to spare I wouldn’t buy the LeFroy picture.  I’d have been the top bidder in Colin’s Oxfam auction on eBay.  I’d have gotten the two tickets to Mamma Mia in London and a meet-and-greet with him that night!  Plus two rolls of film.  :>

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    CW says:

    Instead of a portrait of LeFroy, could I maybe have a real live James McAvoy (who played TLF in Becoming Jane)? Thanks.

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