And thus it came to pass that coming out became a fad, and who am I if not to jump on the fad wagon?
Seems Jane has come out, and in doing so has forced my hands. Both of them. The evil ones that type out the nefarious blog that is Smart Bitches. Or Dear Bitches, depending on which day in April it is.
I’m not actually named Sarah.
My name is Jane Litte. I am a Doctor of Arts and Letters, which makes my full name Jane Litte, D.Litt. I’m a giant sock puppet with big button eyes, though they are really, really cute, especially when I blink them and ask for more ice cream. I’m not an attorney, but I play one on tv. I’m a MacArthur Genius Grant recipient, a double major in Nefarious Plotting and Underhanded Evil with an emphasis on Absurd Malarkey, and a JD/PhD/MD/DO/DA combined degree in Utter Insanity.
And I really like me some romance novels.
By the time July rolls around, we aim to have so many identities that our panel will be the show of the century. Come on down. And hi, Jane! Way to go! Nice to re-meet you again!