Because our winning entry in the Smart Bitch Silver Anus Purple Prose Contest was co-authored, we have two new inductees to the Smart Bitch Peerage™.
Anna J. Evans, please kneel and arise with your new title:
And, December Quinn, you’re next. Don’t mind the sword. It’s long and beefy for compensatory reasons.
Omg, thank you so much bitches. I am so thrilled to be titled…even if I’m not sure what that means…maybe Marchioness of the ass flower? LOL!
Anna J. Evans
ps. Thanks to everyone who voted for Taint!
That would be it, Anna. Thanks for the hilarious read!
Hee! That is so awesome. Thanks!
And thanks everyone who voted for Taint!
I just wanted to say that was spectacularly hilarious, Anne and December! You’ve made my morning. May you wear your titles long…and hard….um, whatever…
Evie
Hey, doesn’t the illustrated gal in the Manholletton banner look like Judy Greer?