Prizes and Coronations

Because our winning entry in the Smart Bitch Silver Anus Purple Prose Contest was co-authored, we have two new inductees to the Smart Bitch Peerage™.

Anna J. Evans, please kneel and arise with your new title:

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And, December Quinn, you’re next. Don’t mind the sword. It’s long and beefy for compensatory reasons.

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    Omg, thank you so much bitches. I am so thrilled to be titled…even if I’m not sure what that means…maybe Marchioness of the ass flower? LOL!

    Anna J. Evans

    ps. Thanks to everyone who voted for Taint!

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    Esri Rose says:

    That would be it, Anna. Thanks for the hilarious read!

  3. 3

    Hee! That is so awesome. Thanks!

    And thanks everyone who voted for Taint!

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    Evie Byrne says:

    I just wanted to say that was spectacularly hilarious, Anne and December! You’ve made my morning. May you wear your titles long…and hard….um, whatever…

    Evie

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    Esri Rose says:

    Hey, doesn’t the illustrated gal in the Manholletton banner look like Judy Greer?

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