Did you know there are really about fourteen other pages on the internet? Really, it’s a trick done with mirrors. I’m not sure how. I’m not sure if we even exist. I need to go lie down now.
From Jenyfer Matthews, a silly link courtesy of KY Massage oil: Are you British In Bed? Discover your sexual nationality. I, apparently, am 79% Taiwanese, which is hugely amusing considering that I’m the non-Asian half of the Bitching Duo. I now wonder if I am more Asian than Candy. Probably not.
From Barb Ferrer, a link to her part of the Chica-Lit Blog tour, which contains an excerpt from a previously written piece, and a challenge for commenting. For ever comment she receives to the entry, she’ll be donating an additional $5 on top of her initial $150 donation to a charity which assisted her friends before and after the tragic death of their daughter.
And from Ernmeister, the Icelandic Phallological Museum. Is there a better way to honor the wildlife of your country than to amass “a collection of over one hundred penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland”? The curator, one Sigurdur Hjartarson, is photographed there next to one prize specimen. Boy howdy, indeed.
I didn’t get ANY cat questions.
I think it’s cause I misinterpreted the “stroked any pets” query in the early rounds to mean something else.
Or I had the correct meaning after all.
They surprised me with the Swedish thing.
I loved the quiz lady; she was awesomely deadpan!
I love the idea of donating money for each comment. I’m going to try that myself!
86% Russian. Heavens, the Guy will be pleased. He’s always had a fascination with Russian women…
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Did anyone else get the question, “has your genitalia ever been spontaneously applauded?”
When I tried to click the “yes” button, it kept running away from my pointer and the “no” button kept getting bigger and bigger. In the end I had to click “no” to get it to quit blinking so ominously.
(Never mind that no was the correct answer. Still, it’s embarrassing to have a website be so intuitive.)
LOL!!! I totally missed the “bangs per minute” metronome! Comments are the true prize here.
Have now done the test, oh, at least six times and every time through at least one new/different question and a different result. My favourite: the role-play choices. Perhaps choosing Steptoe and Son would give the British result? Or if I’d chosen “a man in socks” for the filming-sex-with question. Someone at the ad agency had a lot of fun with this.
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