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Did you know there are really about fourteen other pages on the internet? Really, it’s a trick done with mirrors. I’m not sure how. I’m not sure if we even exist. I need to go lie down now.

From Jenyfer Matthews, a silly link courtesy of KY Massage oil: Are you British In Bed? Discover your sexual nationality. I, apparently, am 79% Taiwanese, which is hugely amusing considering that I’m the non-Asian half of the Bitching Duo. I now wonder if I am more Asian than Candy. Probably not.

From Barb Ferrer, a link to her part of the Chica-Lit Blog tour, which contains an excerpt from a previously written piece, and a challenge for commenting. For ever comment she receives to the entry, she’ll be donating an additional $5 on top of her initial $150 donation to a charity which assisted her friends before and after the tragic death of their daughter.

And from Ernmeister, the Icelandic Phallological Museum. Is there a better way to honor the wildlife of your country than to amass “a collection of over one hundred penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland”? The curator, one Sigurdur Hjartarson, is photographed there next to one prize specimen. Boy howdy, indeed.

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  1. 1
    Christina says:

    I’m 57% swedish apparently.  The website played Dancing Queen for me.  I’m not sure what to think about it.

  2. 2
    Catherine says:

    I’m 90% Swedish in bed.  Apparently I have no inhibitions in the bedroom and wish all underwear would be banned, even “on old ladies during winter.”  Nice.

  3. 3
    Ciara says:

    I’m 77% Swedish in bed. (And I really am part Swedish!)

    For you the naked body is to be used as a medium of expression, like painting or sculpture. Indeed, if you had your way all underwear would be banned, even on old ladies in winter.

    It gave me a recipe for Swedish meatballs.

    My favorite part was “you are making love to your partner and suddenly you notice your cat is staring at you.” So true.

    word: big34

    enough said.

  4. 4
    Tracy says:

    Take it more than once. You get some different questions.  I took the quiz four times and got 4 different nationalities. LOL French, Tawainese, Russian, and Swedish!

  5. 5
    R. says:

    Hur!  I’m ‘78% Brazilian’!  :D

    Your bedroom powers are legendary!

    I am so loving’ this, already.

    Your love technique is an extension of the samba; sensual, athletic, rhythmic, full of meaning and like the samba, it keeps going until daylight or until a neighbour calls the police.

    Ah-hhh, nothing like being arrested for having too much fun.

  6. 6
    Ilona says:

    90% Brazilian!!! Not bad for a true european lady :D

  7. 7
    Kim says:

    69% French… which is a bit upsetting as I *am* British lol

  8. 8
    DS says:

    What does it say about me that I don’t care about my nationality in bed so much as sniggering over the Phallological Museum’s clickable link for “Honorary Members”?

  9. 9
    Kelly Anne says:

    79% Italian.  Not at all Italian, but I do enjoy Verdi…

  10. 10
    DBN says:

    66% Brazilian… but I accidentally skipped the lights on or off question.  I don’t care either way, though.

  11. 11
    Lizzie (greeneyed fem) says:

    76% Brazilian! And I didn’t get the cat or the lights on/off questions—the phone question was cute, tho’.

  12. 12
    RStewie says:

    78% Brazilian…I think my stroking it answer to the cat question put me over the top, but it didnt’ mention how said attention-deficit cat would’ve acted sans petting, so maybe I’m a little more staid than originally thought.

    OMG, though, thanks so much for the “Hello, Welcome to the KY Passport” vocal at the beginning!!  Good lord, I don’t know who heard that before I could turn the computer down…NSFW, indeed!

    spamword: image35…indeed, mine is ruined…or maybe not.  Perhaps I should forward my results?

  13. 13
    Reileen says:

    I saw an article on MSNBC about the phallological museum, and when the article described the place as “part trophy room”, I thought to myself: “So, does this mean that they occasionally decorate the penii with sunglasses, party hats, and paper streamers?”

    *dies* And my word is “members99”. Why, yes, I imagine there’s at least 99 members over at that museum…

  14. 14
    Julianna says:

    I’m 55% Italian, which seems a little… inconclusive?  What’s the other 45%?  Maybe I’m a true cosmopolitan.

  15. 15
    Joanna S. says:

    SB Sarah –  I’m only 9% less Taiwanese than you!  I came it at 68%…hmmm.  I have an aunt who is Chinese, so I guess that makes us both tangentially Asian!

  16. 16

    90% Italian… which makes me happy since I have a degree in Italian.

    … and you periodically set fire to your bed after sex as a sacrifice to the Gods of Love.

    Hah. Interesting idea but what a mess.

  17. 17
    Arethusa says:

    I’m the only Russian so far?

    Your lovemaking is revolutionary!

    It will inspire others to stage their own sexual revolutions for generations to come. You’re a Czar in the bedroom. Merely satisfying your partner will never be enough for you…you must conquer them completely. This has probably got a lot to do with the fact that you are no stranger to oil…even the type that is crude.

    Uhhhh…HMMMmmmmmm. Don’t recall any Slavic relatives. Maybe I should ask the parents. Heh.

  18. 18
    Wryhag says:

    85% French, which is just plain damned weird for a Pole Germ.  I’m almost ashamed . . . except that I don’t shame easily because I’m, well, more French than I realized.

  19. 19
    Wryhag says:

    I remember Melville talking about sperm-whale schwans in Moby-Dick and doing it with inimitable, Melvillean humor and relish.  But me?  I just like ‘em straight-up and cut.  (Oops, TMI a la LKH.)

    I really do like the word phallus.  It has a kind of classical classiness and inspires me with awe.  Too bad it’s fallen out of fashion.  But I suppose if modern erotic-romance readers came across that word, they’d assume the hero and heroine had some kind of reverse Pygmalion thing going on.  (Hey, there’s an idea!)

    shot81 – hahaha

  20. 20
    kim2 says:

    Hmmm..  I am 67% Congolese!

    Like the murky water of the Congo,  your lovemaking is wild and unpredictable and always, always deep.  You are very possessive of your territory in the bedroom and always put up a fight before being conquered.

    Sounds like an old Johanna Lindsey book I read.

  21. 21
    GrowlyCub says:

    I went from 54% Taiwanese to 86% Congolese… I think the less said the better about that, rofl.  For once the ad agency came up with something not completely idiotic… he he

    Is nobody British?  Do we determine from that that Brits don’t have sex? :)

  22. 22
    alia says:

    cub- dh is british, and i canm attest to the sexxoring in the bed.

    the passport lady was disturbing because i have a british friend who looks just like her! argh!…

    and i was 67% russian… which is actually almost true. (ukranian… polish… it’s all been overrun by the same barbarians…)

  23. 23
    Steph says:

    I got 67% in bed, not very British I suppose

  24. 24
    Eunice says:

    78% Taiwanese. Dude.

  25. 25
    Josie says:

    68% Congolese – I’m totally all about putting up a fight before being conquered. Rowr

  26. 26
    Miri says:

    I loved the passport agent!

  27. 27

    I’m 89% swedish.  Heh.  That was fun.  But undies do have their uses.

  28. 28
    Tina C. says:

    Depending on the quiz, I’m either 50% Italian (1st one), 89% Brazillian (2nd one), or 87% French.  I do like the French one, though, because it gave me a recipe for coq au vin and said my song was Hymne A L’amour, by Edith Piaf.  Very cool!

  29. 29
    GrowlyCub says:

    Alia, I meant did nobody score as British on the test?  :) So far it looks like nobody did.  Which I think is funny.

    On a personal level, I had no complaints when I lived in Scotland…  grin

  30. 30
    Carrie Lofty says:

    My English husband was 51% Brazilian. I demand a recount. Me? 90% French. Hmmm….

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