Heroes on the Half Shell, Find the Penis

Thanks to Brandyllyn, we have a very quick case of “Find the Penis.” Or, at least, the penis lookalike. Have a look. It’s not even subtle. Poor Michelangelo.

ETA: I switched the link. No more Disney redirect, yo. Sorry about that.



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  1. 1
    Kismet says:

    It’s not just the Penis (which I found in about 5 seconds btw), there is a set of breasts in there too.

  2. 2
    Jill Monroe says:

    Why, why why can I never see this stuff?!  Is it in the cloud????

    Actually, I was more horrified that I’ll now have to see High School Musical once more because now it’s ON ICE!

  3. 3
    E.D'Trix says:

    Yeah, for some reason clicking on the link redirects me to disney.com. Finally found the picture by copying and pasting the link. Phallictastic!

  4. 4
    jenifer says:

    It redirected me to Disney also.  Weird.

    Jill Monroe – Look way toward the bottom of the picture.

  5. 5
    Jaie says:

    OK, call me blind but where?? I see the Ninja Turtles (thanks BTW for letting me know I wasn’t nuts when I wound up at Disney aka Porn Palace) but I’m just NOT seeing it.

  6. 6
    EmmyS says:

    Those are not the sweet, cuddly Turtles I remember from Saturday mornings…

  7. 7
    SonomaLass says:

    Oh.  My.  Hero in a half-shell indeed.  Ahem.

    I had to copy the link too, in order to find the picture.  In the meantime, though, disney.com gave me a peek at Gilda Radner on the Muppet Show.  What a great nostalgia bonus.

  8. 8
    Julie Leto says:

    Can’t see it either.  Just muscular turtles.  Even the clue didn’t help.

    usually77—I’m usually really great at I Spy.

  9. 9
    Katherine says:

    What’s the link again? The disney thing is maing me crazy.

  10. 10
    Gemma says:

    I don’t see the penis either. I need some serious penis-finding guidance.

    (I too first detoured to disney.)

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  13. 13

    I don’t see it either.  :|

  14. 14
    Jaie says:

    Guess I’m dumb. I can spot a penis from 50 feet (or the biggest dick in the bar from 100) and I’m just not seeing it.

  15. 15
    EmmyS says:

    Try looking at the head and neck of the actual turtle at the bottom of the image…

  16. 16
    Shreela says:

    I also ended up at http://disney.go.com—even when I clicked the link from the comments. But thanks to other commenters being able to load the image by copying the link, then pasting it into their browser address bar, I was able to view the image.

    The image was large enough so that it scrolled vertically with my monitor/resolution, but once I scrolled down, I saw a not-so-subtle phallic-like area, even though they’ll probably claim it was an innocent mistake.

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    TracyS says:

    The links kept taking me to Disney, but if I typed in what is in the link in Diane Pharaoh Francis’ comment it worked.

    do what EmmyS said, and look at the actual turtle down at the bottom of the picture.

  18. 18
    Daphne B. says:

    I’m pretty sure that turtle only has one eye.

  19. 19
    Cat Marsters says:

    Ahh, copy/paste the link.  Gotcha (else I was treated to Disney.co.uk’s High School Musical Special.  No…what’s the opposite of treated?).

    Niiiice turtlehead imagery.  Suddenly my childhood cartoons don’t seem so innocent any more…

  20. 20
    Wryhag says:

    This is too creepy.  No matter what I do, I keep getting the Disney site.  And it ain’t pretty.  I’ll take the turtle junk any day—sight unseen.

  21. 21
    Rachel says:

    I had problems too, until I copy/pasted the code.  I uploaded it to a free image server:


    Hopefully that works better for you all.

  22. 22
    Kerry says:

    I dunno, that’s kind of a stretch there if it took me that long to find it. :)

  23. 23
    Kristie(J) says:

    Even seeing the picture that Rachel fixed – I still don’t see it either.

  24. 24
    L says:

    The turtle head is obvious, but what about the non-obvious porn images?  I see a total of 3 penises there, two naked silouettes and a set of boobs.
    1. turtle head
    2. flesh colored penis-like image (sticking straight up above the *.com* at the bottom. right where it should be placed anatomically on the orange Turtle guy.)
    3. huge penis laying on it’s side, pointed to the right, behind the red bandana’d Turtle guy. The shaft extends to the left behind the hand with the blades. (head of penis could technically be pecs muscles of the purple Turtle guy.)
    4. the two naked people images are where the fingers would be of the hand with the blades (red Turtle).  One woman from the front – on the left, one person from the back – on the right.
    5. boobs- directly under the wooden shaft on the left side of the pic. They’re pokin’ right out there. (no nibblage).
    Anyone else see that stuff, or am I just a guttermind??  lol

  25. 25
    Cora says:

    Well, it is nice to see that Joe Madueira, a comics artist best known for drawing anatomically impossible boobs back when I still read comics, is now giving male attributes the same attention.

  26. 26
    Lorelie says:

    1.  yes
    2.  meh
    3.  yep.  but that’s not supposed to be his pecs, that’s the shoulder area.
    4.  one of ‘em (the one from behind)
    5.  hell yes!

    Suddenly my childhood cartoons don’t seem so innocent any more…

    Want me to tell you about all the hidden sex stuff in Lion King?  Beauty and the Beast?  Little Mermaid?  *evil grin*

  27. 27
    L says:

    Lorelie… I’m glad someone else could see those.  Yeah, on the ‘meh’.. it’s a bit of a stretch, and those ARE shoulders (or elbows if his arms are crossed).  Whichever.  I’ve heard about the hidden sex stuff but never actually searched it out!

  28. 28

    Do you ever worry that years from now, when you wonder where the time went, you’ll look back and say, “Yeah, but remember that great afternoon when I spent 40 minutes looking for the turtle penis in the cartoon?”

    Uh huh.  I have the same fear.

  29. 29
    Julie Leto says:

    Huh…after staring at this picture for much longer than I intended, I must say…sometimes, isn’t a turtle just a turtle?

  30. 30
    Lorelie says:

    I did spend one memorable afternoon being dragged from one video store to another by my step-brother, looking for the dirty Little Mermaid cover. 

    We found it.

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