You Can Never Have Too Much Were

The editors at Ellora’s Cave have produced a list of the thirteen were-trends they’d love to see, inspired by our were-duck April Fool’s entry. I’m so afflicted with the giggles I can barely talk.

Well played, ladies and gents. Well played. And please do let me know when were-skunk, or better yet, were-musk-oxen romance hits the presses. Please, oh please, let it be scratch-n-sniff!

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  1. rebyj says:

    that was hilarious!!

    they missed ” wereplatypus”

    the oral sex scenes would be an interesting read and it’d be a rare birth if she gets knocked up, a weremammal laying an egg LOL

  2. azteclady says:

    *gasping for breath*

    ohmygodomygodohmygod!

    lets hear it for seahorses!

  3. Silver James says:

    I vote for a were-Jack Russel Terrier. They’ll hump anything. Often.

  4. Esri Rose says:

    Bwahahahhaa! Seriously, that were-duck article was the sh!t. I read it to my parents over the phone.

    I gotta say, were-raccoons and were-anteaters… They might be onto something. I think the Japanese are already close on the were-octopi thing, though.

  5. Peaches says:

    But what about were-tapiers?  They’re the mammals with the biggest penis relative to their size 😉

  6. DS says:

    Hah, I had just read a werewolf novel and was talking a friend about were-chihuahuas.  During the full moon the hero turns into a chihuahua and spends the entire night trying not be stepped on or trapped and put in a chi-chi little sweater with rhinestone collar.

  7. Fiamme says:

    The were duck article ruled.  It made me want to check ducks on Wikipedia to see if any of that made it on there.

    As to the were-kiwi … just so long as the heroine never gets knocked up. I mean, bear in mind the female kiwi lays an egg that’s about a third of her body size. Or is it weight? Huge, anyway, poor bird. All together now, OWWWWWW.

  8. Jane says:

    That was well played.

  9. EJ McKenna says:

    I was hoping were-ferrets might make the list.

    Otherwise, a were-dingo would be ACE. Dangerous and very alpha.

  10. Bennett says:

    I just had to mention that Ace published a short story collection called Otherwere: Stories of the Transformation in the mid-90s which included a variety of, um, different were.  My favorite was about a were-guppy in a not to healthy relationship – “Going Too Far” by Doris Egan.  Well worth checking out.

  11. Alyssa says:

    Were-Anteaters all the way!!

    Why?  Four hours of foreplay, 3 hours of sex, and multiple penises. 

    Anteater Sex

  12. Papertiger says:

    OMG. There actually is a were-octopus story. And it is about teh ghey romance!

    http://www.paranormalromance.org/reviews/book.php?id=11655

    Security word: further22

    Yes, this story has gone much further than I’d ever imagined possible!!

  13. Jules Jones says:

    I’ve actually got the notes for a were-seahorse send-up story sitting around, courtesy of a rather silly conversation over on EREC a while back. I’ve suddenly lost the urge to write it…

  14. tan says:

    hey .. can i get the novel “nightcap”..please

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