LOLCover Snark - A Contest!

Inspired by snarkhunter’s comment in our last cover snark, and clamored for by many, including me despite my own exceptionally poor OMG Bad Photoshop skillz (they are not uber uber l33t by a longshot), behold: a contest to kick off our new site design. I give you: LOL COVER SNARK!

The rules: add your LOLCoverSnark to the comments, and we’ll judge in the comment thread itself for the best of the group. You can email me (sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com) your vote if you don’t like to comment (Hi Lurkers! Hayadoin?). Comments will close in

 

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48 hours (G’day Australia!) and winners will get books and a Romance Novel magnetic poetry set for their very own.

And now, our samples, let us show you them.

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  1. Poison Ivy says:

    Laughing myself silly. “I iz doktor.” Brilliant.

  2. Trumystique says:

    The mantittie milk one is brilliant ! Also the Philips head one made me chucklet too.

  3. Tinkerbon says:

    Testing to see if I can do this …

  4. Tinkerbon says:

    Oh oh, I figured it out!!!

    — Bonz

  5. Sara Reinke says:

    I had to try this, heh heh. Hopefully I won’t screw up the HTML…

  6. Sara Reinke says:

    Oops. Glaggh. Sorry about that. I emailed mine to Sarah. Just tape a big DOH! onto my forehead.

  7. Sara Reinke says:

    Trying again. If I mess up this time with the HTML, I am officially going to go blow my husband and call it a night…

  8. Melissandre says:

    Help!  I don’t know how to add my picture!

  9. Leah says:

    Ok,  I iz doktor was my fave….but I about busted a gut when I saw “speshul bubbles”!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Srsly.

  10. Kaitlin says:

    Oh, special bubbles for the win!  I’m eating dinner and I almost snorted corn!  That’s what I get for reading these while eating.  🙂

  11. SB Sarah says:

    A few from teh email:

    From Sara

     

    And from Brandyllyn:

  12. Brandylln says:

    Okay, I’ve got two

    and my favorite

    Check out mt l33t photoshop skills.  I just hope they show, my html isn’t really to par

  13. lijakaca says:

    OK, I have no idea if this will work, so DIS IZ TEST:

    Spamword: island77 – yes I was born on an island in ‘77!  this thing is magic!

  14. Tinkerbon says:

    Trying again …

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    Sooo addicting, but I promise … no morez!

    — bonz

  15. Soni says:

    Leroy Jenkins cover snark

    *snort* my captcha code was piece69…

  16. EJ McKenna says:

    What a glorious comeback.
    And thanks for thinking of us down under….

    I’m laughing too hard to come up with a lolcat… I mean, lolbookcovva.

    Moar! Moar!

  17. Laurel says:

    These aren’t mine, but they are my favorite thing on the internet ever so I wanted to share them:

    Romance novel parodies by VeryBigJen

    It helps that she’s a photoshop pro, I mean a real pro.

  18. SonomaLass says:

    Buttseks plan, LOL!  In ur hoo ha, LOL!  Leroy Jenkins!?!?! OMG, I’m gonna die, srsly!!

    spamword:  yet98.  No, I’m not (but I’ll be halfway there this summer).

  19. Christina says:

    LOL!!! Leroy Jenkins 🙂

    I’ve srsly busted a gut over all of these!

  20. Tinkerbon says:

    After this, I promise I’m going to turn the computer off and go to sleep …

    — Bonz

  21. Leroy Jenkins FTW!

    But “My philips head..” was a close close second for me.

  22. So many great covers, so hard to choose!

    I loved the phillips head and the special bubbles but Gemma’s buttsecks plan was my absolute fav!

  23. Denni says:

    o, the laffs tey hrt.

    I vote fore “IM in ur hoo ha, bein so ded”

  24. jadawulf says:

    Okay, I’ve never posted here before but I couldn’t resist coming up with something for this contest.  Let’s hope this works…

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  25. jadawulf says:

    Trying this one more time (I’m bad with coding if it isn’t obvious)

  26. JessicaAnne says:

    These are great!  Love the ‘buttsecks plan’ cover and the ‘speshul bubbles’.  Hmmm…wonder if I can come up with something….

  27. megalith says:


    Lord, I hope this works. My abject and groveling if it don’t.

  28. megalith says:

    Well, crap. I suk. Let’s try this again.

  29. JessicaAnne says:

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  32. Cat Marsters says:

    It’s either Philips Head or Chikin Poks for me.

    Or… (just checking I can get the code right)

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  33. Phillips Head?!1!  Leroy Jenkins!??11

    Oh noes, 2 much laffin!

    Iz ded.

  34. ROFLMAO!  You all are WAY more creative and talented than me!

    BRAVO!!!!!!!

    (My verification word is “average82”! That’s me! Snort!!)

  35. Mellie says:

    LMAO- Cat Marsters Buttsecks covers are killing me!

  36. Lorelie says:

    My votes go to “I can has methadone”, closely followed by the two-fer of Cat Marsten’s buttsecks combo.

  37. Lyvvie says:

    The mantitty milk one was brilliant.

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