Inspired by snarkhunter’s comment in our last cover snark, and clamored for by many, including me despite my own exceptionally poor OMG Bad Photoshop skillz (they are not uber uber l33t by a longshot), behold: a contest to kick off our new site design. I give you: LOL COVER SNARK!
The rules: add your LOLCoverSnark to the comments, and we’ll judge in the comment thread itself for the best of the group. You can email me (sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com) your vote if you don’t like to comment (Hi Lurkers! Hayadoin?). Comments will close in
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48 hours (G’day Australia!) and winners will get books and a Romance Novel magnetic poetry set for their very own.
And now, our samples, let us show you them.
Laughing myself silly. “I iz doktor.” Brilliant.
The mantittie milk one is brilliant ! Also the Philips head one made me chucklet too.
Testing to see if I can do this …
Oh oh, I figured it out!!!
— Bonz
I had to try this, heh heh. Hopefully I won’t screw up the HTML…
Oops. Glaggh. Sorry about that. I emailed mine to Sarah. Just tape a big DOH! onto my forehead.
Trying again. If I mess up this time with the HTML, I am officially going to go blow my husband and call it a night…
Help! I don’t know how to add my picture!
Ok, I iz doktor was my fave….but I about busted a gut when I saw “speshul bubbles”!!!!!!!!!!!!! Srsly.
Oh, special bubbles for the win! I’m eating dinner and I almost snorted corn! That’s what I get for reading these while eating. 🙂
A few from teh email:
From Sara
And from Brandyllyn:
Okay, I’ve got two
and my favorite
Check out mt l33t photoshop skills. I just hope they show, my html isn’t really to par
OK, I have no idea if this will work, so DIS IZ TEST:
Spamword: island77 – yes I was born on an island in ‘77! this thing is magic!
Trying again …
Sooo addicting, but I promise … no morez!
— bonz
*snort* my captcha code was piece69…
What a glorious comeback.
And thanks for thinking of us down under….
I’m laughing too hard to come up with a lolcat… I mean, lolbookcovva.
Moar! Moar!
Hope this works…
But wait, I had an idea…
These aren’t mine, but they are my favorite thing on the internet ever so I wanted to share them:
Romance novel parodies by VeryBigJen
It helps that she’s a photoshop pro, I mean a real pro.
Buttseks plan, LOL! In ur hoo ha, LOL! Leroy Jenkins!?!?! OMG, I’m gonna die, srsly!!
spamword: yet98. No, I’m not (but I’ll be halfway there this summer).
LOL!!! Leroy Jenkins 🙂
I’ve srsly busted a gut over all of these!
After this, I promise I’m going to turn the computer off and go to sleep …
— Bonz
Leroy Jenkins FTW!
But “My philips head..” was a close close second for me.
So many great covers, so hard to choose!
I loved the phillips head and the special bubbles but Gemma’s buttsecks plan was my absolute fav!
o, the laffs tey hrt.
I vote fore “IM in ur hoo ha, bein so ded”
Okay, I’ve never posted here before but I couldn’t resist coming up with something for this contest. Let’s hope this works…
Trying this one more time (I’m bad with coding if it isn’t obvious)
These are great! Love the ‘buttsecks plan’ cover and the ‘speshul bubbles’. Hmmm…wonder if I can come up with something….
Lord, I hope this works. My abject and groveling if it don’t.
Well, crap. I suk. Let’s try this again.
It’s either Philips Head or Chikin Poks for me.
Or… (just checking I can get the code right)
Groovy.
Phillips Head?!1! Leroy Jenkins!??11
Oh noes, 2 much laffin!
Iz ded.
ROFLMAO! You all are WAY more creative and talented than me!
BRAVO!!!!!!!
(My verification word is “average82”! That’s me! Snort!!)
LMAO- Cat Marsters Buttsecks covers are killing me!
My votes go to “I can has methadone”, closely followed by the two-fer of Cat Marsten’s buttsecks combo.
The mantitty milk one was brilliant.