Guess That Lonely Heart: No One Guessed The Seagull Book?!

I am stunned that there is yet an unsolved Guess That Lonely Heart. Stunned, I tell you. And so proud of myself, but that is not important here.

What is important, is that this book be recognized! And the person who identifies it gets titles and prizes! So! I post it again and add a clue. The first person to add up author name + heroine’s name + title of book will win a snappy fresh and guaranteed unsullied Smart Bitch Title® AND a $10 gift certificate to

Seagull loving real estate maven first initial B. seeks political cartoonist to inspire me to find confidence in myself, and perhaps also the long-nosed creature hiding in your pants, I mean, in your artistic aspirations. You might mock me and my efforts at helping other women in the beginning, but ultimately you’ll inspire me while I inspire you. And we’ll go to my reunion, or something, and then get it on till the breakadawn on a rug in front of the fireplace, with nary a mention of rug burn.


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    chrocs says:

    Is it One Man’s Art by the Queen Nora Roberts? The heroine would be Genvieve Grandeau?

    Totally in the dark…

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    chrocs says:

    Please ignore my post, I reread the clues. Damn flu! My brain is leaking through my nose.

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    Meg says:

    Gah, the only one I can think of is Amazing Gracie, by Sherryl Woods, whose heroine is Gracie MacDougal.  Of course, for this to be true, SB Sarah would have to have made a typo.  :(  Here’s hoping…(at least B and G are close on the keyboard…)

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    Sasha M. says:

    Chrocs, thought of that book too at first. I kept thinking it’s about a member of that bloated MacGregor line. Iyyeah. And Sarah’s already said nope. Oh well.

    Off to hunt for coffee. La-dee-dah.

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    Danica says:

    I KNOW! Flight of Magic by Jacquline Diamond. featuring Beth Macon and Larry Toland…

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    Sasha M. says:

    Oh my, I think that’s it. Wow.

    *Google the cover, it’s just… sad.

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    SB Sarah says:


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    SB Sarah says:

    I know! They have the same hair color, which is very creepy in an incest-y kinda way. Plus she almost has a Flowbee mullet.

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