The Case of the Missing Images

I have no idea where our images went. I’m working on it. In the meantime, here. Have a picture of John Mayer that is OMG-NWS. You can blame Mel Francis for the image.


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    AgTigress says:

    Is that green garment (if garment is the right word) supposed to look sexy?  If so, I think it is another case of ‘back to the drawing board’.

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    And if the gossip about him is true, he’s into just as ucky things in bed. Like showers. Of the color of Mountain Dew.

    (Sorry if that’s TMI. It’s Friday, and things got away from me.)

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    Alison Stone says:

    I have every John Mayer song on my ipod.  I’ll never listen to him in the same way.  Not so sure this is a good thing.  BTW, he has the same kind of tan my husband sports—pale on the upper thighs due to long shorts.  He’s just missing the white sock lines.  Or maybe I just can’t see them past the thingy he’s wearing.  Did you know he’s holding a contest on a cruiseline—I believe they’ve dubbed it the MayerCraft.  (i think).  Maybe he will come dressed like this.

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    Bethany says:

    Is it just the angle? Because his right thigh (our left) looks way smaller than the other.

    Forgive me if I’m ignorant and it’s due to small childhood disease.

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    Alison Stone says:

    oops, meant to say concert on a cruise.

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    I think he is trying to be all witty and “look how I am doing an homage to Borat” but it’s kind of the big fail.  I just want to say, “No, John, no. No cookie for you.”

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    Ann Aguirre says:

    Banana hammock! Budgie smuggler!

    And I’m spent.

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    Mel-O-Drama says:

    seriously guys. I apologize. But I couldn’t endure the horror alone.

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    Frannie says:

    budgie smuggler??? that’s so funny—unlike the photo which is just sad.  Even if he begs, I’m not gonna Come Back to Bed.

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    allison says:

    this is… just wrong.

  11. 11
    Lorelie says:

    This couldn’t be the image that disappeared?

  12. 12
    MaryKate says:

    Unnecessary. Totally unnecessary.

    And hey, Colleen, thanks for loading me up with that mental image.

    Pass the brain bleach.

  13. 13
    Spider says:

    You know….I thought I liked being able to see.  Thanks a lot for changing my mind.

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    Brianna says:

    EGADS! I could have lived the rest of my life HAPPILY if I hadn’t seen that.

    Do not want.

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    Jennie says:

    Aren’t thongs worn around the waist?

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    joopiter says:

    TMI! TMI! That’s just really unnecessary. I went to high school with him – this is really coloring those school memories in really disturbing ways. :)

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    Sandra D says:

    That’s, um, that’s…

    Gawd SBSarah, I thought you loved us?

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    sula says:

    ummm.  yikes!  That was just what I DIDN’T need to see on an otherwise happy Friday morning. lol.

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    Robinjn says:

    That literally made me leap back in my chair. I showed it to a co-worker. Her words…“Oh my God. Why?”

    The first thing I thought was “man, it’s a good thing I wasn’t on that boat/ship/whatever because I would not have been able to keep a straight face. How can those people sitting nearby not be gawking and pointing?

    Submit Word born47. Yep, 47 years ago…

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    Ann Aguirre says:

    He has all the majesty of a Young Hoff.

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    CherylPangolin says:

    Gawd, I’d rather see that scary picture of Carrot Top’s ripped biceps, then this pic.

    *off to find the eyeball bleach*

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    Ewwww. No, it wasn’t good for me. As if the green thing wasn’t enough, he’s very furry too.

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    Mel-O-Drama says:

    Just in case you want more eye-torture, there is a picture of him jogging in his manties here: (sorry, can’t get the link to insert properly, SBs…if y’all wanna fix it for me, that would be awesome.

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    Scotsie says:

    Are we sure it’s John Mayer?  It kinda looks like Orlando Bloom.

    Which is just as squicky.

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    Silver James says:

    Uhm…ouch? Wouldn’t jogging chafe his giddyup in that get-up? *cringes* *goes in search of something stronger than chicory to put in coffee* That’s just wrong on so many levels….*snickers*

    And complete unrelated, I should stay logged out so I can get the cool spaminators, too. ;P

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    Teddy Pig says:

    Not a bad body. I’d hit it. After using a pair of scissors to cut off that protective wrapping.

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    Laura says:

    I bet he has a hairy ass.

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    azteclady says:

    My eyes! They hurt!

    Frankly, between the neon hideousness and nekkidness… I’ll go for nekkid every time.


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    plaatsch says:

    Who is this guy and why is wearing a slingshot?

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    Joanna S. says:

    Srsly, my first thought was, “Did he lose a bet?  Did he choose dare?  Why, God, WHHHHYYY?!!!”

    And now I am calm…

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