I have no idea where our images went. I’m working on it. In the meantime, here. Have a picture of John Mayer that is OMG-NWS. You can blame Mel Francis for the image.
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Is that green garment (if garment is the right word) supposed to look sexy? If so, I think it is another case of ‘back to the drawing board’.
😀
Ewwwwwwww…..
And if the gossip about him is true, he’s into just as ucky things in bed. Like showers. Of the color of Mountain Dew.
(Sorry if that’s TMI. It’s Friday, and things got away from me.)
I have every John Mayer song on my ipod. I’ll never listen to him in the same way. Not so sure this is a good thing. BTW, he has the same kind of tan my husband sports—pale on the upper thighs due to long shorts. He’s just missing the white sock lines. Or maybe I just can’t see them past the thingy he’s wearing. Did you know he’s holding a contest on a cruiseline—I believe they’ve dubbed it the MayerCraft. (i think). Maybe he will come dressed like this.
Is it just the angle? Because his right thigh (our left) looks way smaller than the other.
Forgive me if I’m ignorant and it’s due to small childhood disease.
oops, meant to say concert on a cruise.
I think he is trying to be all witty and “look how I am doing an homage to Borat” but it’s kind of the big fail. I just want to say, “No, John, no. No cookie for you.”
Banana hammock! Budgie smuggler!
And I’m spent.
seriously guys. I apologize. But I couldn’t endure the horror alone.
budgie smuggler??? that’s so funny—unlike the photo which is just sad. Even if he begs, I’m not gonna Come Back to Bed.
this is… just wrong.
This couldn’t be the image that disappeared?
Unnecessary. Totally unnecessary.
And hey, Colleen, thanks for loading me up with that mental image.
Pass the brain bleach.
You know….I thought I liked being able to see. Thanks a lot for changing my mind.
EGADS! I could have lived the rest of my life HAPPILY if I hadn’t seen that.
Do not want.
Aren’t thongs worn around the waist?
TMI! TMI! That’s just really unnecessary. I went to high school with him – this is really coloring those school memories in really disturbing ways. 🙂
That’s, um, that’s…
Gawd SBSarah, I thought you loved us?
ummm. yikes! That was just what I DIDN’T need to see on an otherwise happy Friday morning. lol.
That literally made me leap back in my chair. I showed it to a co-worker. Her words…“Oh my God. Why?”
The first thing I thought was “man, it’s a good thing I wasn’t on that boat/ship/whatever because I would not have been able to keep a straight face. How can those people sitting nearby not be gawking and pointing?
Submit Word born47. Yep, 47 years ago…
He has all the majesty of a Young Hoff.
Gawd, I’d rather see that scary picture of Carrot Top’s ripped biceps, then this pic.
*off to find the eyeball bleach*
Ewwww. No, it wasn’t good for me. As if the green thing wasn’t enough, he’s very furry too.
Just in case you want more eye-torture, there is a picture of him jogging in his manties here: http://thatsblogtastic.typepad.com/thats_blogtastic/2008/02/pardon-my-langu.html (sorry, can’t get the link to insert properly, SBs…if y’all wanna fix it for me, that would be awesome.
Are we sure it’s John Mayer? It kinda looks like Orlando Bloom.
Which is just as squicky.
Uhm…ouch? Wouldn’t jogging chafe his giddyup in that get-up? *cringes* *goes in search of something stronger than chicory to put in coffee* That’s just wrong on so many levels….*snickers*
And complete unrelated, I should stay logged out so I can get the cool spaminators, too. ;P
Not a bad body. I’d hit it. After using a pair of scissors to cut off that protective wrapping.
I bet he has a hairy ass.
My eyes! They hurt!
Frankly, between the neon hideousness and nekkidness… I’ll go for nekkid every time.
Really.
Who is this guy and why is wearing a slingshot?
Srsly, my first thought was, “Did he lose a bet? Did he choose dare? Why, God, WHHHHYYY?!!!”
And now I am calm…
Following some links back, I found the original information. It was a joke, and a girl on the cruise has pictures of him holding it up (and he’s wearing shorts and some lovely Calvin Klein undies) then putting it on, coming out with the little wrap thing he’s seen with in this photo, whipping that off to strike cheesy poses and even jogging around the ship.
So he wasn’t actually serious. Thank God and all his saints.
OMG! I had a Borat flash-back moment there till I spotted his smile n’ bulge!
HOLY CRIKEY, the man has BASEBALLS for BOLLOCKS!!!!
i wasn’t a Mayer fan before…but i am now…..*grin*
oh, but not the goldenshower thing…that’s ick.
I’m totally a lurker here, but that is just wow! I almost can’t believe it’s him.
BTW, Joopiter, my sister went to HS with him too! He was a few years ahead of me.
I’m hoping it’s all because he lost a bet. Why else would anyone subject himself to wearing butt-floss?
“stand47”—somebody’s bragging!
You know, after all this time reading here, one would think I’d know better than to click when SBSarah warns it’s not work safe. Clearly, I am a glutton for punishment.
Ashley – I didn’t know there were other FHS Mustangs lurking around here. 🙂 Howdy neighbor!
Sarah—-Just in case you haven’t already noticed this: The URLs of the missing images redirect to http://smartbitchestrashybooks.wordpress.com/ which, mirrors some of the Cassie Edwards-related posts. I’d guess the problem is fallout from whatever steps your ISP took to keep the site live back then, and presumably untook just now.