Say hello, Kitty, to our winner of the Name that Texas Vibrator contest: Michelle, for her entry Prairie Home Companion.
I snorted diet Coke up my nose at that one, too. No question.
Second place went to “Top Drive Drillin’ Rig – Buck Up and Strike Yourself a Wildcat Gusher!†posted by Brandi, and “Texas Long Horn,” posted by Tina and by Moondancer Drake.
Congratulations, Michelle, and thanks to all of you for hi-larious entries. I hope some sex shop in Texas is getting some great ideas for a new product line.
I’m pleasantly surprised I placed so well (and also surprised I wasn’t beat out by “Miss Kitty’s Favorite Barstool”! Maybe that sounded more like a buttplug…).
Hello Clitty
Was memorable.
I was on holiday so came in too late with my name which would have won, really. I would have gone for Malcolm, which sounds just right for a vibrator from anywhere.
I’m shocked that I placed so high, too! I’m glad Prairie Home Companion won, though, because that was definitely the best. Congratulations, Michelle!
Thanks, you guys! I will treasure my kitty always.
As a Houstonian, I am of course thrilled at the court’s wise decision. Because we could always go into the “adult” stores here and buy our “adult novelty toys” … but we couldn’t receive answers from the store personnel to any of our vital questions, such as “what the heck is this, and what do you DO with it?” and “why on earth would anybody want one that BIG?” For any remotely useful answer, the hapless cashier could face arrest.
Now the clerks can speak up proudly and explain how to use the sex toys, resulting in more enlightened patrons (which can only be good, because education helps everyone).
Congrats! Very clever entries, one and all.
A-huh-huh-huh*snort*huh. I’m still giggling stupidly over the fact that my spamanator word for that comment thread was “staff.”
Oh and for all you collectors out there.
Jeremy Fish is bringing out Barry The Beaver later this month.
http://www.vinylpulse.com/2008/02/jeremy-fish—-b.html
Hahahah i love your blog, just found it today through blogger awards. Very witty, funny and honest, i will definatly be back for more 😀
You know, I stopped reading this blog, previously one of my favourites ever, during the whole Cassie Edwards thing, because I just got tired of the many (many, many) posts about some shitty hack author. Although it was cool to see blog comments from Nora Roberts, Queen of Awesome (I was all, she uses a computer, just like us mere mortals!). I took a chance and checked out the site today, and I’m glad you’re back to doing what you bitches do best.
this is one of the reasons i love this site. where else do you find contests like this? and whatever happened to that haiku contest a while back? were there winners picked or did i totally miss it?
I wasn’t online during the voting, but Prairie Home Companion was definitely my favorite.
Verification word: into49.