Candy’s portion of the cover snark today is in honor of the recent statement by Signet regarding the acceptable use of other people’s words in one’s original work. She is but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and she lives in terror of not being misunderstood.
Sarah: H’thur GRn’znRk smiled with glee. She could easily lodge a few million of her poisonous, lethal eggs in the schnoz of the tycoon holding her hand. Just wait until he was at her mercy. Her breeding plan would give him a new definition for “hostile takeover.”
Candy: He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one’s eyes, and does not look at him.
Sarah: The outtakes of this cover shoot must be a scream! “You have Man Hands!” “I’m falling over AGAIN!” “Why do you have a baton wedged under your skirt…?” “Your falsies have slipped northward again and are going to choke me.”
Candy: The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
Sarah: Carter from ER finally understood why she kept exclaiming that Amazon Prime offered free two-day shipping on all products shipped from and sold by Amazon.com.
Candy: To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.