New Advertising Opportunity at SBTB

Here at Smart Bitch HQ, we’re expensive bitches. We mail out prize packages all over the world, we host our website and buy our domain name, and we spend money on things like drugs, hookers, and Hasselhoff. And in order to keep our pimp hands strong, and our Hassel-habit going, we offer advertising. We honestly didn’t think it would be that big of a deal, but hello, large stick of Clueless, please, beat me on the head.

As of right now, the large ad space on our sidebar is sold out for 2008. The whole damn year and we aren’t even there yet. Plus we’re taking reservations for the smaller rotating ad space, and have some folks booked through late ‘08 as well.

So! What to do for folks who clamor for the opportunity to pimp their wild selves on the hot pink wonderment that is Smart Bitches? Candy and I put our heads together (virtually – putting us in the same state can cause tectonic shifts or bad attitudes or something equally bizarre) and came up with a solution:

Starting Jan 1 2008, we’re going to offer a second larger adspace for your pimpin’ pleasure. The ad space will be 200 px wide by 300 px high, and will be on the sidebar with the other ad spaces.  However, instead of featuring one ad per month, we’re going to sell the space in 1-month increments, and rotate two, and only two, ads in that space per month. The price will be $75.00 US a month.

We’re taking reservations now. Please email us as soon as possible (ads @ First come, first served. Your mileage may vary. Not valid in countries whose names end with “Steve” (“Stan” is acceptable). This offer brought to you by the number 6, the number 9, and the letter B.



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    Berni says:

    I have to say that I have purchased several of the books advertised on the sidebar, in case any of your potential advertisers wonder if it’s worth it.  I enjoy seeing the ads.

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    Sphinx says:

    I agree with Berni.  You have some of the best-looking adverts on any website that I visit regularly, and I’ve followed a number of your links myself—and normally I detest ad-links.

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    Teddy Pig says:

    Sent you email Sarah! Dang, I hope I am not too late.

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    j-me says:

    I’ve had this issue with another client recently (I’m a web designer by trade) and our solution ended up being an new design. Not a huge, complete redo but a minor change from a 2 column to 3 column layout. It increase the overall width but not by that much really and the client quadrupled their ad space and still had room for cool unsponsered links. Just an idea.

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    Teddy Pig says:

    I love my three column theme for it’s done by Sadish my favorite mad crazy WordPress Template programmer.

    I bet that man parties hard I tell you.

    Anyway he has a new one that might work called ZigZag3 but I swear by his Palnila. Best 19 bucks I ever spent.

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    rebyj says:

    i’ve purchased some of the books advertised too

    dont forget the other things you need money for….sarah has kids to put thru college and candy has to maintain that cleavage for convention pictures.

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    Carrie Lofty says:

    I sent you SBs an email too. Would love to hear from you.

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    --E says:

    The citizens of Tarakasteve, Canisteve, and Largosteve are very disappointed. We shall be taking our grievance to the UN!

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