Help Kensington Out - Win Free Books

In our discussion of Historical Erotica, Kate Duffy volunteered to give away five copies of Explosive by Charlotte Mede, a January 2008 release from Brava.

How to give away? Well, I figure, poor Kensington, they need help. After the subtlety of Big Spankable Asses, they need help coming up with titles for books. (And again, for the record – that ass? NOT BIG. I KNOW FROM BIG ASS.)

So – it’s time for a quick round of Help A Publisher Out. We need title ideas for the sequel to Big Spankable Asses. Top five as judged by Kate win a free copy of Explosive. So leave your title suggestion – Giant Dangling Boobs? Swampy Engorged Manmeat? – in the comments, and Kate will stop by to judge at 4:00 pm Eastern time Monday, 29 October. Comments will close at 3:30 pm Eastern time.

Come (hur) to think about it, that list of horrid euphemisms from EC might help here. Except, not.

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  1. jat says:

    (BTW, the juxtaposition of the entry with the ad for a title including the word “Moon” bought out my inner 12-year-old.) 

    OK, brainstorming:

    Don’t Make the Bed
    Tangled Sheets
    Undressing
    Rocking & Rolling
    Plump and Juicy
    All Night Long

  2. Sarabeth says:

    Lush Lickable Lady Lips

  3. DS says:

    Turn the Other Cheek

  4. JC says:

    Big Booties Duet Better (*snickers*  Just had to add some music humor)
    Going Low and Getting Some
    Hot and Wanting

    I will have to think on this some more.

  5. Rachel B. says:

    Let’s think about our target audience. . .

    Packing Heavy Heat
    Too Much Man!
    Big All Over
    Who’s Your Daddy

    And to finish off, I leave you with a couple pornographic LOLDUDEs:

    OH HAI IM IN UR SHOWER LAUNCHING MAI SUBMARINE!!

    too small pants DO NOT WANT!!

  6. Catherine J. says:

    Total Asshole (featuring an anti-hero)
    Sweet and Sour Wanton (what? No, I don’t know either, but it probably involves a Chinese restaurant)
    Measuring Up

  7. Christina says:

    Big Moons Rising
    Tight Naughty Tushes (and it’s explosive too.  Get it, TNT…)
    Big Hairy Balls
    Bountiful Bouncing Bosoms/Boobs (alliteration is always nice)
    another variant of the last:
    Bodacious Bouncing Boobs

  8. AnimeJune says:

    I’m in a humourous mood:

    Big Spankable Asses 2: 2 Big 2 Spank

    Bigger, Spankable-er Asses

    Playing the Southern Bongoes

    Convenient Travel-Size Spankable Asses

    Smiling Sideways

    Beefwhistle Express

    Booty Duty

    Bounteous, Bounceable Booties

    Don’t Ass, Don’t Tell

    Riding the Moon Pony

    Okay, I’m spent.

  9. Jami Alden says:

    I’ve given up suggesting titles to Kensington, ever since they decided to title my next anthology (with Karin Tabke) “Italian Stallions.”  No matter how hard I argued, Hilary would not call it “Italian Man Meat,” or my second choice, “Spicy Hard Salami”

  10. Jami Alden says:

    And Christina, your LOLdudes made me spew coffee.
    oh, and my word verification could be a title too:
    much69

  11. Castiron says:

    Big Bouncy Balls!

    Small Bindable Wrists!

    Medium-sized Pierceable Nipples!

    Red Beans and Rice!  (um, no, I have no idea what that’d mean in an erotica context)

    (nation69????? That _would_ be an interesting complement to the National Day of Prayer….)

  12. Lizzie (greeneyed fem) says:

    My faves so far are ‘Sweet and Sour Wanton’ and ‘Beefwhistle Express’ – that last one made me laugh out loud.

  13. Teddypig says:

    Big Spankable Asses 2: The Other Cheek

    Bodacious Ta-Tas

    Hung Like A Horse

    Why Buy The Bull When You Can Get The Horns For Free?

    She Wore Mirror Toed Vera Wangs To The Highland Games.

  14. Lizzie (greeneyed fem) says:

    Okay, I know I’ve only recently come out of my lurk-dom, but here goes:

    Slingin’ Swingin’ Sweet Meat

    Slick, Lick-able Spam Javelins

    Bed Snakes and Bouncing Buns

    (I also really like Teddypig’s last one above).

  15. Cat Marsters says:

    Lovely Lady Lumps

  16. Cori says:

    Thick Juicy Pork Swords

    Hairy Ta-Tas and the One Eyed Trouser Snake

    Me and You and A Hooker Named Sue

    Large Imposing Milk Jugs

  17. SamG says:

    Come Do Me…(w/a pix of nice legs in stilettos)

    Twin Revenge..

    SadoMass U

    Fate’s Finger…or Fingering??

    Playful Penes

    Wrathful Witches

    Gigantic Gigolo

    Buckin for a Fuckin

    Beast with Two Backs

    Long John’s Lust

    Longer, Harder, Deeper

    Pleasing Pussy

    Go Further Faster

    I didn’t read the others, hope I’m not too off base…

    Noticed I have an alliterative bent though…

    SamG

  18. Kassiana says:

    Even Bigger Spankable Asses (with an even smaller ass than the first one on the cover…or a montage of small ass-itude would be great)

    Big Spankable Asses 2: The Dark Country

    Hard Dicks, Small Minds

    We could also go with truth in advertising:
    Yes, We’re Trying to Cash In On BDSM

    My word is “can15.” I’m not sure if I’m supposed to can something or if Kensington is.

  19. The other entries are great, not sure I have enough to compete, but I had to add:

    Pleasure Squeeze

    Squeezin’ and Pleasin’

    The Lollipop Man (I dunno where it came from, but probably from thinking of something to do with licking…)

    Best Undressed

  20. Ciar Cullen says:

    OMG, coffee spew. Sweet and Sour Wanton LOL

    I can’t top any of these.

    If they decide to branch out, perhaps
    Donkey Schlong All Night Long

  21. Lisa says:

    This Got me thinking and I thought “well what the hell, let’s have a bit of laughable fun!”  So here you go:

    Fat Bottomed Girls
    Bum Dance Boogie
    Spank me please
    Flash Dance
    Lovers Handle
    Bodelicious
    Moon Shadows

  22. Jami Alden says:

    Big Spankable Asses 2:  Drivin’ up the dirt road

    Big Spankable Asses 2:  Now with 50% more ass fat!

    Not so big spankable asses:  skinny chicks need smacks too

  23. Tumperkin says:

    ‘Can I has ur sex wee?’

  24. Soft Round Thighs

    What Lies Between

    Curvilicious

    Callipygian

  25. michelle says:

    Cheek to Cheek
    Hidden Assets
    Head to Toe
    Head over Heels
    Heel to Toe
    Bottoms Up

  26. Bountiful Booty
    Zaftig Zone
    Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’

  27. Phyllis says:

    Tie Me Down and Tame Me (to go with the BDSM theme)

    Enormous, Droopy Asses (truth in advertising)

    What What in the Butt?

    Kensington Soft Porn

    We (heart) Abuse

  28. LisaG says:

    First thing that comes to mind…

    Small Suckable Toes

    -Lisa

  29. Tiny Pinch-able Buttocks

  30. Wry Hag says:

    Okay, I’ll admit, I can’t seem to dodge that EC groove.

    * Hearts Aglow, Cheeks Aflame
    * Spankin’ and Spunkin’
    * Yours Is Bigger Than Mine (or vice versa)
    * Glow Hole
    * Slap Me Silly
    * Liposuction Love
    * Access Denied
    * Cloak It and Stroke It
    * Big, Gold-dripping Bladders
    * Malformed, Suckable Toes
    * Hernia Heaven
    * My Cave or Yours?
    * Shave Me Bald, Bubba
    * Day Trippers & Nectar Drippers
    * Shady Men With Large Penises
    * BDSM This!

    I could obviously go on for days.  But I’m forcibly going to stop myself now, since nobody else is here to help me out.

    Watch…I can do it.

  31. Voluminous Derrieres
    Copius Keisters
    Big Spankable Asses 2: Spank This!

    Hmm, that’s all I got.

  32. muguet says:

    Back to Booty
    Bringing Spankable Back

  33. Danielle says:

    Well, we’ve had asses, so it’s time to turn our attention to another female asset:

    Large Smothering Titties

  34. Lorelie says:

    Bodacious Bukkake

    Taught Ta-Tas and Tain’ts

    Spank me, Bind me, Do me

    Or, what we actually want ladies:
    Average Sized but Dude, Can You WORK IT!

  35. darlynne says:

    Peach Cheeks
    Reaching for the Moon
    Kiss and Make it Better
    Aim Here
    Moon Pie
    Make Mine Pink
    S.W.A.T. Me, Baby (“Swing Wide and Tight”)
    Strike Two

    I think it’s pretty clear I don’t know what’s going on here, but, hey, I’m game.

  36. MT says:

    Spankable Asses Two: Vibrator Boogaloo

    T & A & U

    Howling at the Full Moon

    These Aren’t Fake

    These Ain’t Fake
    (for readers south of the Mason-Dixon Line)

    Big Asses That Would Really Prefer a Nice Massage With Scented Oil and Maybe Some Romantic Music in the Background

    Hot Greasy Lovin’ in my Easy Bake Oven*

    *Possible copyright infringement, but what the hell.

  37. Mel L. says:

    Burning Blushing Buns (ouch!)

    Considerably Colossal Cocks (I’ll take one…or two)

    Deliciously Delectable Derrieres

    Needy Nubile Nipples

    Voluptuous Virgin Vulvas (my fav.)

    I absolutely adore alliteration. Can you tell?

  38. Lynette says:

    I have nothing to offer but the title of an honest-and-for-true porn-video I once saw: COCKS THE SIZE OF THIS BOX.

  39. delta says:

    OMG. I needed this tonight. But I’m at a loss for words after seeing…
    Buckin For A Fuckin

  40. kirsten saell says:

    Big Spankable Asses 2: Into the Breach (Breech?)

    Big Spankable Asses 2: Bad Moon Rising

    Sweet Savage Wet Spot

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