I literally spit beverages out of my mouth when Nathalie Grey sent me the most awesome link ever.
Are you ready? Are you sitting down?
Mrs. Giggles has opened her own ePub!
Get ready, all you eBook junkies out there: Trixy Lion Publishing has opened its loving, familial arms to anyone looking for a publishing home. [UPDATED to add: Mrs. Giggles’ awesome publishing house at Geocities keeps exceeding its bandwidth – but that only means its super popular, right? Check out the mirror and make sure to get your submissions ready!]
I personally will never say anything cranky or mean about Trixy Lion, as it says in their “Marketing PLnas:” we will also protect u from mean ppl out there on blogs and message boards. if u let us know who is badmouthing u, we will gather ur friends and com eto ur rescue.
How can you not love an ePub whose written public communications read like LOLCats on a meth bender? I’m sold!
You mean I ca’nt by Big Macheen Gun boys?
Waaaaahh!
I scared my cat screaming with laughter. You bitches are not to be undersold!
Remember that Night Travels of an Elven Vampire book published by PA? It would find a much better home with Trisky. 🙂
The only way this could be a better site is if there were dashound heads raining down from the sky.
Just what I needed this morning.
WER N UR BASE, RIPPIN UR WRITINGS
I want to see the SEE THE COVERS HERE 4 EXAMPLE, darn it!
Because that? That would make it all even better!
Deb’s right. We need to have examples of Trixy Loin covers here.
*Begins rubbing hands together with evil glee*
Anon at 5:31 lighten up.
Life will go on for both Trisk & MGP authors if they’re really serious about writing and being published.
And yes, I speak from experience. I only have one YA short project stuck in the MGP mess but boohooing won’t change the fact. I took the chance and it fell through. Other books of mine have been and will be published in the future. .
So yeah I see the humor in this.
LaRoota Passion fansite complete with sexay book cover.
http://www.barbarasheridan.net/laroota.htm
My goodness, did you miss the hilarious link for “Submissives from Authors”? Who knew she was accepting donations?
Heh.
Please tell me this is a parody.
Finally! A home for my M/M vampire Navy SEALS book that no one else seems to want.
Uh oh, no sample contract. Do you think they’ll demand an option on all my submissives?
All right you guys, enough. I just got in trouble with the nurses for laughing too much. I read LaNora’s comment and couldn’t explain anemia of chronic disease without chortling. Note to self, no SB’s at work, even on my so-called lunch hour.
geez, i come outta lurkdom to say my 2 cents and WHAMMO…jokes on me…i was completely fooled…i had no idea that site was a parody…third world yes, but not a parody …lol…so anyways…shhhhhhhhh
….you didnt see anyyyyyything…shhhhhh
Yes, I hate that some authors have gotten caught in E-pub failures. However, you have to have a sense of humor. This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.
And I also see possible submission titles, covers and blubs for this “new and xcitin’ companee”
So. Much. Love. Also: wow, I needed that today.
Except for the part where Nora made me cry. With laughter. OK, OK… especially for the part where Nora made me cry with laughter.
Barbara, Ms Passion must be disappointed with that cover. No man-titty? No hypertrophic Poser models with Undead eyes? But I think the jailbait is heading in the right direction.
I saw someone at Karen’s blog who was disappointed that it wasn’t a *real* e-pub opened by Ms. Giggles.
That would be pretty awesome…
Okay, I love Mrs. G! I’m sure that’s partly because she’s never reviewed me. Her hunk area is one of my faves when I need cheering up and to feel there’s hope for a better world. Plus, you know, funny! Oh, yes, she is.
but…
Which is it?
Trisky Lion? Tricksy Loin? Trisky Loin?
Tricksy Lion? Trixi Lion? Trixie Lion?
I’m confused, but in totally amused sort of way…and partial to Tricksy Loin. It sounds so athletic.
This is me wetting myself in laughter!
WIN!!!!
Rolling on the floor, laughing my effing ass off.
And here I’ve been wasting my money purchasing royalty-free/stock photos for the eBooks *my* ePublishing mini-company (cough – me – cough) makes. *smacks forehead* WTF was *I* thinking!
~ Krysia