Think Pushy Thoughts

I am being induced today, so think pushy, happy, and preferably painless thoughts. And consider this an open topic – yammer about whatever you want! Pimp yourself, whatever you like.

But while I’m busy, take this naughty American history quiz that Rebyj sent my way. For every question you get right, the male or female model removes an article of clothing. Have fun boning up on American history (heh heh). I didn’t make it past the first few questions because I got distracted getting ready to go – so let me know what you think.

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    Sending you wonderfully healthy, happy thoughts for you and baby!!!  Can’t wait to hear about our newest SmartBaby.  Remember to rest as much as you can and let other people spoil you – life with a newborn can be exhausting and naps are essential!!

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    Nanna says:

    Pushy pushy pushy zen thoughts!

    My word: Boy92!

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    Reneesance says:

    Yay pushy happy baby thoughts!

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    karibelle says:

    Good luck, Sarah!  I am sending happy pushy, pain-free thoughts.  I am also sending epidural thoughts (I swear I would have divorced the hubby and married the anesthesiologist on the spot it I could have,)episiotomy-free thoughts, and most importantly healthy baby and mommy thoughts.  I can’t wait to hear about the new arrival!

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    Jackie L. says:

    Having been induced three out of three times, the only word is epidural.  Epidural, epidural.  Best of luck.  Send pictures when you can!

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    Kimberly Anne says:

    In the words of our greatest sage, Bill Cosby: “Push ‘em out, shove ‘em out, waaaay out!”

    Much love to Momma and the Bitchlet.

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    Charlene says:

    Congratulations and best of luck!

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    Heather says:

    Sending many good thoughts your way!

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    MaryKate says:

    Epidurals are our friend, Sarah.

    Bon chance with Freebird Part Deux!

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    FiveAcres says:

    My pushy thoughts are with you today. And we’ll hope that my word to submit, which “short,” is applicable.

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    Congratulations and may it be speedy and painless. And may you get enough sleep afterwards.

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    Liz C. says:

    Pushy, happy, painless thoughts are being sent.

    I wonder if I take the quiz if it can be counted as working? Technically I work in American History so I could always say “it’s educational!” if asked why I’m looking at naughty pictures. I am broadening my horizons and bettering myself.

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    robinb says:

    Push!!!

    Congrats!

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    Jaci Burton says:

    Sending positive happy pushy thoughts with epidurals thrown in! Good luck, Sarah!

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    /hands out bitchy cigars

    To a painless, happy, and very, very quick induction…

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    Victoria Dahl says:

    Perineal massage! Go! Go! Go!

    Good luck, darling Sarah!!!!

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    KellyMaher says:

    Best of luck Sarah!  I look forward to hearing how freakishly healthy mama and baby SB are doing tomorrow!

    And since you so graciously invited, and as I’m telling the world today, I just signed a contract with Ellora’s Cave for my first novel.  It’s not quite on the same level as a new baby, but it’s the closest I’ve come to spawning :)

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    Hi Sarah. Hoping you have the safest, fastest, least-painful delivery on record!

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    Chicklet says:

    I hope the baby cooperates today—you must be an excellent hostess, Sarah. *g*

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    rebyj says:

    awwww a new baby today!! good luck!

    amen on the epidurals, they are a girls best friend.

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    Kaite says:

    May the birth be so easy, you don’t realize it’s done til the child is three! :-)

    Greetings and all Hail the Wee Bitch!

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    Best of luck! Hope the baby is as beautiful as you!

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    Carrie Lofty says:

    Dude, I KNEW having a master’s in history would pay off one day! Dang! Although the patrotic music while he swung his willy was a little over the top.

    Good luck, Sarah!

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    Leslie Kelly says:

    Good luck Sarah—and I agree… Epidurals are your friend.

    PS: Thanks for the quiz. Made it all the way through and, ahem…nice.

    (Luckily, my love of Broadway theater and knowledge of all the lyrics from Assassins got me through the “final” question!)

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    Sarah Frantz says:

    Good luck!  Hope things go well.

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    Chris S. says:

    Happy Baby!  All the best to all of you.

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    dl says:

    Congrats & wishes for healthy mom & baby. 

    Enjoy (seriously) because you blink, and suddenly they are grown up & you have to lengthen the apron strings…it totally sucks.

    Random rant…am I the only reader majorly fed up with the sheer number of BDSM books being published?  Is the readership really that large for readers who enjoy this kink?  It’s one of the few plots I REALLY can’t enjoy.  And according to “those in the know” it’s rarely accurately written.

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    rebyj says:

    congrats KellyMaher on your book!!

    The quiz cracked me up, all the historical fiction I’ve read paid off big time LOL

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    lisabea says:

    Happy Baby Day!!!!

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    Rana says:

    Good luck!!!!

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