Bitchery reader Jane M. sent me this jaw-dropping link to Vulva perfume. WARNNG – COMPLETELY NOT WORK SAFE LIKE OMG DAMN.
Sayeth TMZ.com: “[the] hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin!”
The site itself, as Jane M. points out, says, “This is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.”
I showed the site to Hubby, who said, “DUDE!” No, definitely not a dude, dear.