YOU NEVER MAKE THEM TOUCH

I figured that of all people who would appreciate this YouTube video, the Bitchery would be really high in this list:

NOTE: Video is mildly inappropriate for work, though if you have a relatively isolated cube and you can watch it when nobody else is nearby, you should go for it because WHOA DAMN it is awesome.

Comments are Closed

  1. 1
    thirstygirl says:

    and now I have to go into my office…I’m going to be giggling at inappropriate moments All Day today.

  2. 2
    Mel-O-Drama says:

    Oh. My. Damn!

    Snort.

    I won’t be able to stand in the breakroom and look at my co-workers for the rest of the afternoon.

  3. 3
    Raina_Dayz says:

    Oh man I saw this a few weeks ago.  Hilarious

  4. 4
    Melissa says:

    “You never finish.”

    That’s freaking hilarious.

  5. 5
    Tina says:

    Never cross the streams…

  6. 6

    “That’s gross!” 

    Love it.

  7. 7
    rebyj says:

    men do such ignorant, stupid things in their male dominance rituals
    however i must say doing it in slow motion was a “stroke” of genius.

  8. 8
    Krysia says:

    LMFAO!—My man’s gotta see this one… Bwaha! ;-)

  9. 9
    Josie says:

    OMG that was… Ummm slightly disturbing… But funny as hell!

    I can’t believe he made them touch.

  10. 10
    Charity Mullen says:

    I love this!  I just posted it to my friend’s myspace page. 

    My favorite part is the way he looks at the guy while he’s doing it.  It’s absolutely perverted in the best way.

    My word is : men21.  Yeah, from the way he was stroking it, 21” is about right.

  11. 11
    Miri says:

    The funniest thing about this is how long he made it appear to be… that and

    “You don’t finish!!”

  12. 12

    Nice! I wish I could show it to all the guys at work, but they recently websensed YouTube, :(

  13. 13

    OMG, that was so funny! Thanks!

  14. 14
    AnneD says:

    Was in inappropriate to cackle? Got to forward this to hubby I think.

  15. 15
    Rachel says:

    It’s like my internet loves have blended.  The Whitest Kids meet the Smart Bitches, and everyone goes home with at least one inappropriate addition to their inner monologue. 
    Check out the rest of their stuff, particularly the pregnancy test, Hitler rap(every bit as wrong as it sounds), and We gon make love skits(and “Let’s wake up the neighbors” if they ever post it.) 
    Deliciously, fantastically wrong.

  16. 16
    Melissa says:

    Oh man, I laughed so hard I made tears come out of my eyes.  That is the /best/ way to make irritating co-workers go away,  and quickly! 

    Too bad it won’t work for me, but it’s still frickin’ hilarious.

  17. 17

    God, that is WRONG and yet so very, very right!  That’s like every geek’s revenge vision.  The finish was GROSS too.  LFMAO!

  18. 18
    Wry Hag says:

    What is wrong here?  First, I laughed more than the SO did.  Second, I sometimes use that (fast version) gesture myself.

    Hmm.  Come to think of it, SO’s man-titty is getting ever more tittyish than manly, and my own stuff…  Never mind; now we’re getting into the “way too much information” area.

Comments are closed.

↑ Back to Top