Bitchery Reader Cricket sent me the following video, a nice 80’s mullet-sporting sorbet to cleanse the palette, should anyone be still mentally scarred from the Hot or Creepy? bread making sullen man. Try this bread man on for size.
Let this be a reminder to all of us this weekend: make sure you get your fiber (nudge nudge wink wink).
Jeez, and here I just use the Cuisinart to make my bread. I’m so out of touch.
Tony C knew it was his big break. He smiled. He pirouetted. He kneaded his little heart out.
But they gave the bread job to the assmunch with the blond mullet, and Tony’s rage boiled over.
He had a car, you see. A car with a trunk. And before the night was over, Raoul the Mullet-Kneading Wonderbread Boy was going to know why Tony C was the baddest cover model in town…
Okies, ya warned us about 80s-ness and ya warned us about mullet-itude … but somehow that didn’t prepare me for the curly-mullet-with-headband tubularity of it all.
Somebody at that network had to be taking a lot of E (and I’m not talking the “vit-a-min” sort) when they thought that dance-tastic interlude was a good idea.
Where do I get a mulleted, dancing, bread maker of my very own? The husband is going bald so he can’t do it.
i understand you can find ANYTHING on you tube…but can someone please tell me why???…um, why??? was there a need to know how to make bread on the set of xanadu?? god, my poor eyes..
I particularly liked the kneading hip-thrust action. Yikes!
LMAO.
I think I might have hurt something laughing.
Love how the cutting action at the end of the segment is supposed to make you think (for the briefest of thrilling moments) that he is pleasuring himself for all the ladies out there. With his shirt on, he looks like a lesbian my roommate dated in graduate school.
So I started to watch it and began laughing so hard that my husband came to check on me. The look of horror on his face… Priceless! Almost as bad as when he found out that I read *gasp* CHICK LIT!!!
I loved when he ripped his shirt. My favourite. That and the hair.
ew ew ew ew ew
LMAO! And I love Lilith’s scenario above. Wondering if the “C” in “Tony C.” stands for “Coppola”. Bwaha!
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Why? Why would anyone think that was a good idea? I’ve seen some crazy stuff on this site, but THAT has to take the…umm…loaf.
I think a part of my soul died. Thank you. LOL!
I love you guys.
Oh noes! I’ve gotten flour on my shirt. Well I guess I’d better rip my shirt off…
Man, finally someone else who fake moonwalks when they make bread. Damn, and here I thought I was the only one!
I’m sorry, I got confused. Was he making bread or cheese? Cause holycow, that is some seriously smelly cheese goin’ on there. Prettyboy didn’t know whether he wanted to be Olivia Newton John or Rambo.
LMAO! That nails it.
Ew. Just Ew. Although I had a moment of hope there with the knife near his “hint ‘o dick.”