Inspirational Cover Art Contest: the Entries!

Behold! Inspired covers that derived inspiration from that most inspirational of museums. Send your votes for which one inspires you (to laugh, to cry, to lament the theocracy that undermines American democracy) to Sarah and Candy by June 12. One vote per person, please.

Note: because I am a doofus who forgot to state a size limit in the original contest announcement, I had to edit some of them to fit this here website.

Any questions, you know where to find us. In the garden of Eden, there, asking miss Eve what she’s using to get that shiny, shiny hair.

EDITED TO ADD: Please make sure to vote via email even if you leave a comment with your vote. Commented votes are unofficial, kind of like edit polls!

Entry #1

Entry #2

Entry #3

Entry #4

Entry #5

Entry #6

Entry #7

Entry #8

Entry #9

Entry #10

Entry #11

Entry #12

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  1. 1
    AnimeJune says:

    *ROTFLOL*! I think I can safely say we’re all going to hell.

    Beer and chocolate at Satan’s house! Whoo!

  2. 2
    Elaine says:

    What a fabulous response.

  3. 3
    BevQB says:

    PSSSST… Sarah?

    #4 and #13 are duplicates.

  4. 4
    kaitlin says:

    Um, I’ve got to go for #3.  Adam’s Rib wasn’t the only bone she wanted?  Classic!  :)  he-he

  5. 5
    iffygenia says:


    #11, definitely. EVE HAS BOOBS! OH NOES!
    Gotta love how Adam’s smearing apple in Eve’s hair. The origins of the food-sex scene in The Tall Guy?

    and #3. Eve SO wants a bone. But not as much as he wants to give it to her. I always thought he had some nerve, blaming the snake.

  6. 6
    LViolet says:

    first prize to #3, for the Falwell pull quote.

    second prize to #9, because it’s so pretty.

    These all look good enough to read!

  7. 7
  8. 8
    Marissa says:

    #11. Oh, yeah.

  9. 9
    closetcrafter says:

    So #3.  It’s not just the Adam’s rib comment, its the beautiful juxtaposition of the author and the review comment.  If only there was a way to also add Larry Flynt( maybe as the publisher) into the mix, this would be a perfect world

  10. 10
    Julie Leto says:

    #3 all the way!

  11. 11
  12. 12
    quichepup says:

    I like #2. Feeta D’Clay is my favorite author.

  13. 13
    Wirdald says:

    Definitely #3.

  14. 14
    Becs says:

    LOL!  #3!

  15. 15

    Is there a category of genre called Inspirational Erotica???  These are all too funny!

    I like #10

  16. 16
  17. 17
    bettie says:

    #3 has my vote for overall best, but #9 should get the art prize.

  18. 18
    shannon says:

    # 11, gotta love the mantitty!…adam visited the plastic surgeon and got him some boobage…

  19. 19
    Ann Aguirre says:

    I agree, #3 ftw.

    But #9 should win something for the pure art of it. It looks like REAL cover.

  20. 20
    shannon says:

    um, anyone notice on #8 that eve is reaching under the water for his garden snake??? oh and nice power mullet…

  21. 21
    Sara says:

    Gotta go with #3… although all were pretty damn funny.

  22. 22
    Elayna says:

    Entry 3!

  23. 23
  24. 24

    You said we could vote more than once, right?


    Yeah, I can’t make up my mind.


  25. 25
    DebH says:

    These are all great!  Applause to the talented Bitches among us.

    I recently saw “Jesus Camp,” so I found TAMING THE SERPENT by Ted Haggard to be particularly funny.

    Yes, we’re all going to hell, but we’ll be in good company.

    wordver: bring95.  As in, Bring the 95 SPF!

  26. 26
    Cait says:

    #3. Oh how I LOLed.

  27. 27
    Bella says:

    oh, by the way… just saw this headline – it will fit right in:

    Actor’s risque past halts ‘Adam’ film

  28. 28
    MamaNice says:

    I gotta hand it to #8, he-he, “hand it”: – photoshopping Eve’s arm to search underwater and giving Adam the first mullet – ah, pissing off Jehovah was never funnier.

  29. 29
    Nifty says:

    My vote’s for #3.  Loved the endorsement blurb by J. Falwell.  Hahahaha.  So hot, you’ll burn…..IN HELL!

    Hehe.  Still giggling.

  30. 30
    Poison Ivy says:

    #3 for Falwell. Apt.

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