Hat tip to smart lady Pam Rosenthal for sending over a link to a Salon article about the opening of… wait, before I say it. Candy, sit down. No, really, sit down and maybe put your head between your knees for a minute. Ok. Are you near any cutlery? Ok, good.
Behold: The new anti-Darwin Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky.
That brings a whole new meaning to the word “breathtaking” in my world.
Of particular note is the shot of the diorama of Adam and Eve. In the Garden of Eden. In the event that your browser can’t see the link with all the Salon members-only stuff that loads, here is the photo, which is Copyright 2007 by Monica Lam:
Pam Rosenthal’s email to me called it “esthetique de romance cover.” I call it a straight-up ripoff of my very favorite Up-the-Hershey-highway cover:
Or wait, maybe it’s this one:
Good heavens, the possibilities are endless. Perhaps we need our own creationism cover art contest. Stay Tuned.