It’s time we had some more fun with Photoshop, right? I mean, it’s been awhile since we’ve Gone Too Far!
So! Behold: the Smart Bitch Inspirational Cover Art Contest.
Verily, you taketh the image below, or another image of the Adam & Eve diorama at the Creation Museum in Kentucky, and you maketh a Inspirational Romance cover out of it.
Title of your choosing, author name of your choosing – and oh, the blurb of your choosing. Just make sure that uber mantitty Adam and strategically-placed-hair-over-her-breasts-omg-think-of-the-children Eve are on the cover.
Send it in to candy @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com and sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com by June 7, and we’ll post them for voting and vitriol on June 8. Voting will commence then and end June 12, and we’ll announce the winners June 13.
Winners get a $25 gift certificate to Amazon, a Smart Bitch Title, and if you want, a nightlight in the shape of Jesus. He’s iridescent. Yes, I am absolutely sure Jesus was and is iridescent. I hath seen it with my own eyes.
Go forth in peace to love and serve the Lord, by which we mean the Man-titty.
EDITED TO ADD: And behold, a two-part contest! Let we rely to heavily on the power of the Photoshop, once we select the winner, a cover copy writing contest will follow. Stay tuned!